I didn't date someone because when I leaned in to kiss her I could see all of these unsightly random hairs poking up from under her make up. I almost puked.

Sorry, ladies. But unfortunately those random hairs, if not attended to for like, I don't know, months and months at a time, they can start growing. Even as a guy if I see that shit on my face, it's gone. So I just couldn't deal and actually turned out of the kiss.

It was classic. Classic like the disgusting close up shots from Ren & Stimpy. I could even hear the tugboat fog horn blasting 2 tones of gtfo pork chops sandwiches. God, it did not smell good either.

>> ^probie:

One of these used to sound about every 4-6 months when I was growing up in L.A. in the 70's. Never knew where it was located but man was that fucking thing loud. If the guy wants to take it apart to see how it works, more power to him, but I really don't see the use of buying something like this other than to be a complete dick to your neighbors.


Did someone say complete dick to your neighbours ? ?

http://videosift.com/video/Best-Wake-UP-call-evar-Leslie-Tyfon-425-Fog-Horn

reminds me of this

http://videosift.com/video/Best-Wake-UP-call-evar-Leslie-Tyfon-425-Fog-Horn

>> ^BoneRemake:

fog horn and talks make absolutely no sense to me . why was that evoked ?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foghorn_Leghorn

fog horn and talks make absolutely no sense to me . why was that evoked ?

Awesome fog horn of a dog.

^ That's why they're called "morons". There are educated people on both sides too.

There are some violent people on both sides as well, but Obama isn't saying "McCain will start a nuclear war with Russia", he isn't saying "he's going to rape the natural resources of the earth", he isn't saying "he will imprison and torture anyone who he feels like".

He isn't trying to incite our violent tendencies. If anything, he's trying to cool them, and get us to understand that disagreements about policies should not prevent us from getting along.

McCain is sending out Palin and his other surrogates to tell people that Obama is risky, unknown, dangerous, hates America, hates its values, and may be involved in violence against our government. That's not subtle. That's not a dog whistle, it's a fog horn.

These two parties are not being run by the same kinds of people. They're not equally evil -- they're not even remotely in the same category.