Within the last year or so, I've noticed more and more that people refer to me as "Boss." Store clerks, waiters, etc. It seems it's happening more and more and it really annoys me.

So now when someone refers to me as "Boss" I reply, "Oh! Spent some time in the joint I hear.

I'll also say the same thing if I hear someone fart.

The real problem here is that both sides thinks this matters.

They are both right, that it's all just wasted time.

Thanks Bob, you're a pretty fart smeller. : )

Fuckin' Elon gettin' stoned and farting around in the Model S Submersible mode again.

Acceptance. You can do it. Remember you let him in and now he's a part of you. Where do you think your farts come from.

I remember loving the cold snow in PA back in the 80s. Cancel(l)ed school days, snow forts and balls, sleds, etc. As an old fart, I'm cold in my <70F degrees room. LOL!

She would make the perfect wife! I'd be able to fart all I want!

Ants Invade Park?

Aren't you treading in someone else's jurisdiction, Mo? huummMMM?

I realize you're roughly 70,000 votes behind the antster on the Big Boy Board but this makes you look, hungry.

You know I respect you and hold you as a mentor and powerhouse sifter. I could never hope to get close enough to even smell your farts; but stepping on ants to get to the top of the hill...?

Yes, I know you told me you were a rule breaker but..., still.

So now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll go make some sweetened milk for my little buddy.

Sledding = dog farts fandago.

Anyone else hear little fart noises or is it just me?

That's the pilot trying to keep their colon's clenched as they fire. The shaking is so massive sometimes they squeeze out some fear farts. =)

My point being it could never happen ... though farts ARE funny