hmmm, interesting but what a pointlessly long video. The whole thing can be summed up thusly...

a couple of Eskimos find a perfectly preserved baby woolly mammoth. Still shot of said mammoth...the end.

You have to understand context before you can understand what "taken out of context" means. They teach neither at Moonbat University. Demand your 150K in tuition back but keep the Eskimo Diversity ballcap as our parting gift to you!

>> ^SSIops:
So if a guy kissed her...would that make him bisexual?


only eskimo kisses.

I forgot about this bomb ass dope ass video
This crunk mugfah chuggo should get his own talk show

I feel you guys should know I am an eskimo
But this mugfah Chuggo just makes me want to flo!

Tom Lehrer:We Will All Go Together When We Go
This song is performed by Tom Lehrer and appears on the album Songs & More Songs By Tom Lehrer (1997).

When you attend a funeral,
It is sad to think that sooner o'
Later those you love will do the same for you.
And you may have thought it tragic,
Not to mention other adjec-
Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do.
(But don't you worry.)
No more ashes, no more sackcloth.
And an armband made of black cloth
Will some day never more adorn a sleeve.
For if the bomb that drops on you
Gets your friends and neighbors too,
There'll be nobody left behind to grieve.

And we will all go together when we go.
What a comforting fact that is to know.
Universal bereavement,
An inspiring achievement,
Yes, we all will go together when we go.

We will all go together when we go.
All suffuse with an incandescent glow.
No one will have the endurance
To collect on his insurance,
Lloyd's of London will be loaded when they go.

Oh we will all fry together when we fry.
We'll be french fried potatoes by and by.
There will be no more misery
When the world is our rotisserie,
Yes, we will all fry together when we fry.

Down by the old maelstrom,
There'll be a storm before the calm.

And we will all bake together when we bake.
There'll be nobody present at the wake.
With complete participation
In that grand incineration,
Nearly three billion hunks of well-done steak.

Oh we will all char together when we char.
And let there be no moaning of the bar.
Just sing out a Te Deum
When you see that I.C.B.M.,
And the party will be „come-as-you-are.“

Oh we will all burn together when we burn.
There'll be no need to stand and wait your turn.
When it's time for the fallout
And Saint Peter calls us all out,
We'll just drop our agendas and adjourn.

You will all go directly to your respective Valhallas.
Go directly, do not pass Go, do not collect two hundred dolla's.

And we will all go together when we go.
Ev'ry Hottenhot an' ev'ry Eskimo.
When the air becomes uranious,
And we will all go simultaneous.
Yes we all will go together
When we all go together,
Yes, we all will go together when we go.

http://lyricwiki.org/Tom_Lehrer:We_Will_All_Go_Together_When_We_Go

"That's a bloody eskimo"

A few things to say about this one...

There are no Eskimos living in the Yukon. We're pretty much limited to the NWT, Nunavut, and Quebec/Labrador.

I know several gay eskimos. They are quite normal as far as homosexuals go.

We don't have "tribes".

I've never heard of any Eskimo named Tarka. Nuckfluck Upchuck, however, is a real name, and does in fact wear whaleskin tights.

I hate cultural ignorance like it. I hate it more when this ignorance is celebrated on the sift.

I heard a joke once about Eskimo vagina.

Thank you. I'm happy with causing a laugh or two.

In reply to this comment by chilaxe:
Ha. That is funny, actually.

In reply to this comment by quantumushroom:
Will Fraudbama's goons find a one-legged albino Eskimo to complete the set of Poor-Me(tm) victimized minorities?

Stay tuned.

Will Fraudbama's goons find a one-legged albino Eskimo to complete the set of Poor-Me(tm) victimized minorities?

Stay tuned.

It's been a pleasure sifting with you zombies, I hope you'll find some time in the future to drop by and say hello. Good luck with your military career and be careful. Perhaps you'll discover whether or no Eskimo lady parts are as intemperate as the old cadence claims.

...cooool.

See also:
http://blog.videosift.com/deathcow/Great-Eskimo-Captured-From-Alaska-Skies
And:
http://blog.videosift.com/deathcow/M51-from-Alaska
For more adventures of SpaceCow!!!

Sir, Yes, Sir!

I don't know but I been told,
Eskimo p....errrr.....uh.....

Congrats MG

DJ Eskimo strikes ear drums, wrecking 100 Db of all kinds of awesome.

Big gratz Frosty!

Dreamed I was an Eskimo
Frozen wind began to blow
Under my boots 'n around my toe
Frost had bit the ground below
Was a hundred degrees below zero
And my momma cried:
Boo-a-hoo hoo-ooo
And my momma cried:
Nanook-a, no no (no no . . . )
Nanook-a, no no (no no . . . )
Don't be a naughty Eskimo-wo-oh
Save your money: don't go to the show
Well I turned around an' I said:
HO HO
(Booh!)
Well I turned around an' I said:
HO HO
(Booh!)
Well I turned around an' I said:
HO HO
An' the Northern Lites commenced t' glow
An' she said
With a tear in her eye:
WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO
AN' DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW
WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO
AN' DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW