Ned obviously cooked the Chicken of Depression in this cartoon that came to him, after the Bluebird of happiness left him! Check out those drumsticks

I was surprised myself!

The very best vegetarian meat substitute dish I ever had was in Singapore, and was a tofu-skin "chicken" drumstick with sugarcane in the middle. It didn't really try to be like chicken, but was absolutely delicious.

From the article:
For Barnes, the device needed to be able to take cues from the human body. The lab designed a prosthesis that uses a technique called electromyography to pick up on electrical signals in the upper arm muscles. By tensing his biceps, Barnes controls a small motor that changes how tightly the prosthetic arm grips the drumstick and how quickly it moves, vital skills for a drummer.

The researchers then added another layer of complexity: a second, autonomous drumstick on the robot arm (see photo). This second stick, controlled via its own motor, uses a microphone and an accelerometer to sense the rhythm Barnes is playing, as well as music from any nearby musicians. An algorithm then produces a new beat with a complementary rhythm and melody, modelled on the music of jazz greats like John Coltrane and Thelonious Monk.

With this extra artificial intelligence, human and machine combine to make Barnes a kind of "superhuman drummer", Weinberg says.

The Korean Colonel Sanders with his drumsticks....

I somehow doubt that the last piece of food was the drumstick.

We found a starving homeless dog in Tibet and in spite of us routinely dropping tasty morsels of food, it followed us all the way home!

He must have really loved that drumstick...I bet he chased after them 1000 miles just to get another.

Wife and I were stopped for a red light and the guy in front of us rolled backwards into us. Now we used to drive a truck with a big chrome bumper, so at that slow speed I don't imagine there was any damage, but when we started laughing was when stepped out of his car holding a chicken drumstick and walked up to my window and asked why we hit him. My wife and I replied simultaneously, "You backed into us!" He took a thoughtful bite of his chicken, chewed for a moment, then got back into his car and drove away.

What. The. Hell.

All I saw in my mind was him holding two drumsticks, wooden or chicken.

love the 'drumstick mustache' move...

> His solos are getting worse

he's putting on some pounds, keep swinging those chicken legs and you cant swing the drumsticks

They are trying to do this dance.
>> ^Seric:

What's with the...special...faces they're pulling prior to the drumstick toss?

Before I saw the drumsticks I thought this was about their terrible off rhythm dancing.

What's with the...special...faces they're pulling prior to the drumstick toss?

What is that? Chicken drumsticks?

What did the pig put on his wound?

Oinkment.


From the string cheese wrapper:


How did the chicken keep the beat?

With his drumsticks!



What's a cat's favorite dessert?

Mice cream.