You know what I find really disturbing about this guy? His biceps. It just looks weird. Seriously, think about his crotch what you want but his arms, they're just wrong.

Also...*related=http://videosift.com/video/Women-Staring-At-Mens-Crotch-Bulge

Women Staring At Men's Crotch Bulge has been added as a related post - related requested by newtboy.

What about his crotch?

I've known rabbits to gnaw through inch thick branches. So... I wouldn't be inclined to pour a bunch of rabbit food on my crotch and just let them have at it.

I guess unless you're into that kind of thing. Maybe it's like that tentacle stuff.

D'oh!
EDIT: OK, then how about shooting one portal at Clooney's crotch, the other at the inside of your pants?!?

That technically wouldn't work out for anybody.. then you'd both just have holes connecting your crotches, and not in the good way.

A better use would be to shoot one portal on your own crotch, and the other on George Clooney's (or substitute your own over sexed celebrity of choice)

And they all go on to be rubbed up and down against some lanky blokes crotch.

my general rule of thumb for an electric is heavy and solid is better. ever played an Anderson??
http://www.andersonguitars.com/

Guy used to luthier at both Fender and Gibson, has his own gig now-Very limited output, special order, that kinnna thing.

Dude....You'll never wanna pick up another electric again. Feels like a hot chick on yer crotch, sexy as FUCK! Worth the investment if yer serious.

Again though, you do pay for the extra attention to materials and detail in craftmanship-They start at around 2K now.

Because they are obsessed with what other people do with their crotch.
Because they are as sexually secure as 13 year old girls.
Because they don't know how to ignore things they dislike but don't impact their lives unless they let them.
Because they don't understand the concept of "None of your business!"
Because they have a hard on for treating some people like shit.
Because they don't understand that when Jesus said things like "Love your enemies!" it gave you permission to leave people you don't agree with alone.
Because they don't understand that when Jesus said things like "Forgive them, they have no idea what they're doing!" he may have talked to his daddy but the message was for them as well.
Because they think the slogan "God is love!" includes an unspoken "No homo!" at the end.

watched it a few times - my opinion the car was at fault- turned too soon.
There was open road in front of the car that turned, he should have seen the motorcycle - it was relatively flat straight road, no hills or curves.

While most "crotch rocket" drivers I've seen do speed way too much, in this particular video, the bike wasn't going *that* fast.

wait...
are you guys all jumping on @Mordhaus for claiming he is an agnostic?
what... his version of atheist-lite rubbing your guys crotch hairs the wrong way?

man,thats fucking rich.

guess even atheists have their gospel to preach.
are you all trying to save @Mordhaus's non-existent soul?

i guess im just trying to understand the motivation here,or why ya'all even care WHAT mordie chooses to define himself as.