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In reply to this comment by ockhamist:
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Fuck Simon Cowell. Made Blankman tear up.

I hate that guy as much as I hate Simon Cowell.

I'm sorry; I should clarify that I think it was chilling in that (considering the NY Post article I linked) this couple would be willing to publicly suffer this shame for the extra money. Sure, it's a lot of money, but should I join the Melt Your Face Off 2009 competition for that kind of cash? Live in a tank with insects for a week? What kind of road does that lead to, and what does it say that that's the only option we're given in the realm of this new entertainment?

Sure, there's American Idol, but even that is laced with vitriol (read: Cowell, Simon). Just a weird world we live in, I guess. I'll stop rambling.

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Now go watch!

In reply to this comment by special_ops:
urgh *dead

What can we really say about MINK. No, really, what can we say and get away with it on a public forum? Little it seems

Some say that MINK is a self-obsessed, egotistical, mean spirited bitchy little twirp. *shuffles around his papers* I guess I forgot the find something to counter that statement *looks at his papers again* Oh wait, now I see why. How'd I get some of your floor droppings is anyones guess.

Now moving on, I have come to find out some interesting facts recently about MINK.

- MINK cannot have children; Despite all the equipment working, should he ever manage to produce a fetus, scientists have all agreed that said fetus would in fact abort itself in shame.

- He has specially designed toilet paper that comes printed with diagrams instructing him on how to wipe his own ass.

-Despite being Lithuania , he has flown in to audition for American Idol,... twice. Neither audition has been televised, as the first consisted of a seventeen minute air-guitar solo, after which MINK whipped out his penis and yelled "Eel!" at Simon Cowell. In the second, he tried and failed to spell the word "apple."

That's enough for today, I'll leave him be. Not for pity, but because I have to go back to work now

Tags changed from "opera" to "opera,music,tv,uk,italian,cowell,moving" by gold star member lucky760.

I... don't get it. I mean, it's not funny.

Simon Cowell sings poorly, what an unexpected turn of events! Lisa is... Paula Abdul! Hilarious! Oh no wait, it's weaksauce.

All in all, a pale shadow of the genius that once was the hallmark of this show. For SHAME, Groening!

*music dang it! I want to hear what Simon Cowell say about her.