I imagine that's probably a very socially well adjusted and friendly chimp, but throughout the video I couldn't help thinking it might not be a good idea to intentionally piss off an animal that may not consider chewing off your face an unreasonable response to pissing it off.

Ya, too bad you have to run a new one that ISN'T chewed up...

One of the things chimps will do is drag tree branches around for use in dominance displays in which they run at rivals, hair on end, screaming, throwing rocks, making as much noise as possible.

Jane Goodall described one of her chimps who discovered he could bang gas cans together to create an enormous racket, and in the use of which artificial aid he rapidly advanced from relatively low status to alpha.

Chimps use tools in other ways such as when 'fishing' for termites, or most incredibly for me, making absorbent sponges from chewed up leaves or moss. They learn these behaviours from each other: some chimp groups use some tools, some use others, some use none, and innovations spread rapidly within groups.

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Do you think the dog was afraid of chewing the tots because it would alert his owners of the act? Like if he just stored them in his mouth, maybe they wouldn't know.

Why'd he choose a briefcase to stuff electronics into?

If you were a airline security agent, (I mean YOU actually had the job) and that slid through the xray machine, what would you do?

The only reason he thought it was cool to make a briefcase clock is because of the whole "*giggle*, see!!! Terrorist alarm clock! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, cuz you know, like, my name sounds terroristy?? get it? get it ???" situation with his name.

This compares to the kid who got in shit for chewing his pop tart into a gun shape and going "pew pew" at classmates, in that Billy the Pop Tart Kid was a complete clusterfuck from the adults perspective, and this was a clusterfuck started by a juvenile joke gone bad (and then went clusterfuck).

Bomb Clock Kid is a victim of racist overreaction, not complete stupidity.

I want Microsoft to send the Pop Tart Kid an XBox.

The Bible says, "and ye have kept the sabbath, for it is holy to you, he who is polluting it is certainly put to death -- for any who doeth work in it -- that person hath even been cut off from the midst of his people." (elsewhere it implies that they should be stoned to death)

So why aren't you deporting everyone who works on Sunday?

As a Christian, she's prohibited from eating leavened bread for seven days of the year. Does she even know what those days are?

The Bible also says the Earth is flat and rabbits chew their cud... so... what is she going to do about that?

Cyriak has just uploaded a new high res widescreen version of this

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He says:

Here's the epic saga of cows vs aliens, in higher resolution and widescreen.

When I first uploaded it in 2007, youtube had a maximum video quality of 240p, and the compression looked like someone had chewed up the video and spat it out. That has always bothered me with this video, so here it is again with more pixels. I also went to the trouble of extending it to 16:9 and fixed a few bits, which was a lot more work than I anticipated.

Enjoy

Just noting that particular design would chew up Ewoks nicely.

I am pretty positive she is chewing gum at the same time. I can barely chew gum and walk down the street at the same time...

This is fantastic and much more humane. I love honey in all its forms. I buy jars from a local bee farmer that include a chunk of honey comb because I love to chew on it, and he sells me Bee Pollen that I use as a vitamin & mineral supplement that is all natural and local.

I hope a lot of farmers adopt this method but I also hope my local guy keeps at least one 'natural' hive so I can keep chewing on honey comb.

Manbot needs a software upgrade to chew with it's mouth closed.

Make sure to chew your food properly before you swallow. Your teeth play a HUGE part in digestive health.

Followed by 'making a microwave out of chewing gum and paperclips'.