Those are all anatomically correct descriptions of you laughing yourself to shitz, but did you climactic instead of climatic? Seriously, I don't need to be rated for this comment. I am just curious...


>> ^kceaton1:

>> ^Boise_Lib:
Ah, shit--you mean they drown in the end?

IN 3D!!!!

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I have to add...that these trailers are killing me. I'm fairly certain I've disconnected my esophagus from it's muscle connections to the interior and exterior walls of the chest cavity, as I'm in great pain due to my laughing. I'm certain that my vocal chords are also on the verge of spilling outward--inside out, as it were, and falling into my stomach where they will be digested as I writhe in pain; hopefully as I'm still watching more of these trailers at the moment of this horrendous, but part and parcel event that must be paid when it comes to true comedy--yet still as the just previous moment had occurred the climatic conclusion is yet to be finished--so as the video and sound trickle into my helpless mind the brute humiliating force of my laughing will be unattaching my retinas and blood vessels will begin to pop as I finally reach what comedians and entertainers aspire to instill in their audience the near opium maxim, that says that I may have a stroke at any second and die: the oxygen deprivation moment of laughing Zen. I love them, I love their trailers. So does my doctor and the hospital's chief surgeon.
P.S.- I just had to add something over the top... Sorry for the two upvotes if you hate my cavalcade of craziness edit .

>> ^Boise_Lib:

Ah, shit--you mean they drown in the end?

IN 3D!!!!


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I have to add...that these trailers are killing me. I'm fairly certain I've disconnected my esophagus from it's muscle connections to the interior and exterior walls of the chest cavity, as I'm in great pain due to my laughing. I'm certain that my vocal chords are also on the verge of spilling outward--inside out, as it were, and falling into my stomach where they will be digested as I writhe in pain; hopefully as I'm still watching more of these trailers at the moment of this horrendous, but part and parcel event that must be paid when it comes to true comedy--yet still as the just previous moment had occurred the climatic conclusion is yet to be finished--so as the video and sound trickle into my helpless mind the brute humiliating force of my laughing will be unattaching my retinas and blood vessels will begin to pop as I finally reach what comedians and entertainers aspire to instill in their audience the near opium maxim, that says that I may have a stroke at any second and die: the oxygen deprivation moment of laughing Zen. I love them, I love their trailers. So does my doctor and the hospital's chief surgeon.

P.S.- I just had to add something over the top... Sorry for the two upvotes if you hate my cavalcade of craziness edit .

>> ^beekinder:

Holy Guns of God! Where did you dig this little nugget up?


It's been lurking in my *favorites* for many a moon

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cavalcade of cartoon comedy

Okay, but let's have data.

I have about five cigars a year. I know it's harmful... and in some sense, it's completely disgusting of me to take risks with my life and health just for the sake of some cigars. But I'm more worried about the pollution in the city I live in, the fumes from vehicles and the cavalcade of chemicals that we ingest every day from our environment and food.

I'm just a stupid primate with an interminable need to put things in my mouth.

@Tymbrwulf, I totally agree. The chief failing of news these days is that it's essentially all ambulance chasing. There's no investigation, analysis, no background, no context, it's just train wrecks and stenography of the spin coming from politicians (and a lot of horse-race reporting about whose spin is suckering the most rubes).

For me, the real eye-opener was the way the mainstream (read: non-blog) press covered the whole battle over health care reform. The press made no effort to explain a) what the proposals were, b) what experts thought the effect of those proposals would be, or c) that one side of the "debate" was making up an endless cavalcade of outright lies, spending millions to shout those lies from every TV in the country, and not offering any constructive input into the process on any level.

Even after the bill passed, the press barely made any effort to explain what was in the law. Instead, they just focused on how the political parties poll numbers changed in the aftermath.

Just FYI: The first 45 seconds of this video are unintentionally high-larious with the sound off. It's a cavalcade of ridiculous facial expressions!

Swaim is getting really funny.
"This is the worst thing I have ever done" haha. It's about on par with "the cavalcade of animal masturbation", but that sucked more for us than for him.

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I have lost my powers of tag editing, but someone should place this under "Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy" or make some mention to it to prevent future duping.

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^FAMILY GUY CLIP^
what how....why...nipples family guy...what? cartoon sex...what?...inappropriate errection. huh?

haha, the clip is actually from Seth Mcfarlanes "Cavalcade of Cartoon comedy"

The entire thing is just an hour of prettymuch straight up inapropriate
humour, making it completely awesome.

Very good point Kagenin,

However the problem is that there is a difference between a philosophy and a religion.

If Jesus or Buddah had just written a book telling people to chill out and be nice to each other, that would have been great. The problem lies in that they (or the people who wrote their specific "holy text") took it a step further and said, this is MAGIC! Then, over the centuries that came after, people who had NOTHING to do with Jesus or Buddha came up with an endless chaotic list of random shit that had nothing to do with the original philosophy in order to solidify their own power and greed: gays are evil, priests can't get married, kill the infidels, kung fu is awesome.

The problem is that the so-called "legitimate" religions are just as tainted by imperfect humans who came up with their own bullshit in order to control people, gain wealth, and solidify power. To say that the American Evangelical Right, with all its hate-mongering, torture supporting, assassination endorsing has anything to do with Jesus is ludicrous.

Yes, Jesus, Buddha, Marcus Aurelius, Plato, Aristotle, Siddhartha, etc. all had excellent ideas, not all of them ended up being religions.

I'm not saying that Scientology is somehow legitimate, I'm just saying that the Boston Catholic priests were just as much pederasts as L. Ron Hubbard and their white-bearded god seems fine with an endless cavalcade of sex-abuse victims whose lives have been forever ruined by those who were supposedly "chosen by god" to serve in "his" name...

man, I love my sarcastic quotes and ellipsis!

Cavalcade of pussy spades?

U guise never disappoint!!! My last post was..
a discussion on how to stop trolling will result in morans being trolled

Which is hilariously followed by an analysis of my comment worthiness. I love the free entertainment, the cavalcade of clueless.

And, not that I ever feel the need to respond to stupidity, but KP, check the dates on those videos. They were different times back then.... better times with better people.... There weren't all these "can we have behavior rules" conversations daily.