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Thank you very much!!

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I *promote this *quality vid. Hmm, not sure if I've tried that combo before. Love the change in the text as they realized he DID step down. Funny delay.

Also *history in the making.

>> ^siftbot:

Post cannot be double-promoted by Duckman33 because Duckman33 is the original submitter.


Boo!

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Breaking news: Godwin's law doesn't apply if you know about it.

Bonus Free Hint: if you need to spend half of your rant distancing yourself from an analogy you made- it probably wasn't a good one to start with.

BREAKING NEWS From Reuters
-Sheila Hogan reporting, Brisbane Aus, Dec. 8 2010

In a shocking move today, China launched full scale war on Australia in what pundits are now calling World War WTF!?!. Chinese Ruler, Sum Yung Gui, has told reporters that leaked documents on Australia's security were the catalyst for this impulsive assault. He was like, all, "OMG, I hate Australia, I hate them so much. I must attack them." Luckily for the residents of Australia, the attack only occurred in one very silly American mind, likely high on schwag and national pride.

Since we're on the "holy shit 4 year old kids and other children are right" bandwagon, I have some incredible headlines and breaking news that Fucked News needs to report on:

"Learning makes us grow bigger" - Source

"Showering late at night makes your bones melt" - Source: TheCapeCrusader

"If you don't work hard at school you will get donkey ears" - Source: denis

"You have to smoke to live." - Source: Anon

"Boogers can turn into worms and eat your insides" - Source: Anon

"Sleeping with your socks on makes your feet fall off" - Source: bradley

YOU DUN GOOFD UP!!
/calling cyberpolice!!/
>> ^gwiz665:

Despite all evidence to the contrary, your mom actually has a slender frame.
>> ^BicycleRepairMan:
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, evolution never happened.
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, climate change isnt real.
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, teens can abstain from sex.
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, homosexuality is a "threat to the family".
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, a fertilized embryo and a person is the same thing.
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, Bush was an excellent president.
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, Obama wasnt born in the US.
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, Obama isnt a Democrat leaning center.
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, Obama is actually a muslim.
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, Obama is actually a marxist.
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, Obama is actually a socialist.
BREAKING NEWS!
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, the 1st amendment doesnt separate church and state!

So, I guess we've found the latest in reality denial now.

Despite all evidence to the contrary, your mom actually has a slender frame.
>> ^BicycleRepairMan:

Despite all the evidence to the contrary, evolution never happened.
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, climate change isnt real.
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, teens can abstain from sex.
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, homosexuality is a "threat to the family".
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, a fertilized embryo and a person is the same thing.
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, Bush was an excellent president.
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, Obama wasnt born in the US.
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, Obama isnt a Democrat leaning center.
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, Obama is actually a muslim.
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, Obama is actually a marxist.
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, Obama is actually a socialist.
BREAKING NEWS!
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, the 1st amendment doesnt separate church and state!

So, I guess we've found the latest in reality denial now.

Despite all the evidence to the contrary, evolution never happened.
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, climate change isnt real.
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, teens can abstain from sex.
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, homosexuality is a "threat to the family".
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, a fertilized embryo and a person is the same thing.
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, Bush was an excellent president.
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, Obama wasnt born in the US.
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, Obama isnt a Democrat leaning center.
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, Obama is actually a muslim.
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, Obama is actually a marxist.
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, Obama is actually a socialist.
BREAKING NEWS!
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, the 1st amendment doesnt separate church and state!


So, I guess we've found the latest in reality denial now.

Hallooe! My name is aniggermantoyooe. You killed my father, prepaihr to die!

>> ^GeeSussFreeK:

My father was killed by a 6 fingered man.

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