Disappointed in Neeson.

Was expecting:
If you take that back now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will bitchslap you.

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Might be one of those kind of assemblies where the other MLAs can walk over and bitchslap you if you diss them. If the other guy was bigger than me, I'd be tempted to speachify in the middle of the night too.

Why are you looking at my human's butt?

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Yo dawg, I axed you a question.

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Hello? I axed you why are you staring at my human's butt?

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BITCHSLAP!

Just a note on the thumbnail. I've heard when an orangutan looks at you like that, you're about to get bitchslapped.

...or raped.


...or bitchslapped AND raped.

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*dark *cinema *parody *cult *cute (bear with the cute tag - Mickey get bitchslapped by Daffy Duck! awww

i agree with the above, these are showkicks. all you see here is bitchslaps with the feet instead of hands. but impressive gymnastics.

heres some kicks that hurt http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5iTWCwlZyM

I may sound like a broken record on this topic, but ever since we switched to having the front page be based on "hotness" instead of "newness", timing your submissions becomes pretty important.

It's easy for a good video to get lost if you sift it late at night, or early in the morning.

I also find that you need a sensational title. "Two politicians debate health care reform" might get you 10 votes after 30 hours. "Anthony Weiner Bitchslaps John Boehner for Being a Dick" will likely get you 100 votes in 24 hours, especially if the video involves actual body parts colliding.

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"Sibrel later attempted to use the tape to convince police and prosecutors that he was the victim of an assault. However, it was decided that Aldrin had been provoked, and did not actually injure Sibrel, and so no charges were filed."
damn right he was provoked
claiming one's greatest accomplishment, and one of the highest accomplishments of mankind a hoax
i kind of wish the cop he reported it to bitchslapped him for good measure
things would be different if the hoax-'evidence' weren't a bowl of poo

>> ^Payback:
As to what happened before, obviously it was nothing threatening, otherwise why would she be just standing there?
She didn't do one single thing that required striking her other than an assault to his overblown machismo.
I would have liked to seen what happened after though, her friends were just starting to get up, but I guess Footweeper's friends didn't want to post him getting bitchslapped like the pussy he is.


Actually RIGHT as the video ends it appears another dude from off to the left of the camera view comes and shoves/hits him. Again, it would've been neat to see what happened afterwards. I personally just hope he had the snot beaten out of him, and the girl learned a lesson.

As to what happened before, obviously it was nothing threatening, otherwise why would she be just standing there?

She didn't do one single thing that required striking her other than an assault to his overblown machismo.

I would have liked to seen what happened after though, her friends were just starting to get up, but I guess Footweeper's friends didn't want to post him getting bitchslapped like the pussy he is.

>> ^MaxWilder:
Prejean can say anything she wants, whenever she wants. However, the organizations she belongs to also have the right to disassociate themselves from her whenever they like. In this case, Trump chose not to exercise that right, but it has nothing to do with her "freedoms". Give me a break.

>> ^Winstonfield_Pennypacker:
Do you also advocate that private organizations such as churches, the boy scouts, and various professional organizations have a "right to dissassociate themselves whenever they like" when applied to gays?



YES!

Get that? That clear enough for you? As long as it is a private organization that is receiving no government funding, they should be allowed to exclude whoever they want, whenever they want, without explanation. As long as they are not fanning the flames of violence, I don't give a rats ass if a church doesn't want to perform a marriage ceremony for a gay couple! WHO THE HELL EVER SAID CHURCHES WOULD BE FORCED TO PERFORM GAY MARRIAGES?!!? I know that's not specifically what you said here, Picklepecker, but you were driving at it, and that ridiculous idea drives me crazy.

If a Mormon was kicked out of the church for supporting gay rights, I wouldn't give a shit. If a Coca-Cola employee was fired for publicly supporting Pepsi, we wouldn't blink an eye. I see no difference.

So please stop pushing those ridiculous blanket statements on everybody who has more intelligence and better defined positions than you.