Looks like we have sparked some new interest

>> ^Hastur:

I find your capacity for bad puns re-volting.
>> ^GeeSussFreeK:
>> ^Psychologic:
>> ^GeeSussFreeK:
>> ^gwiz665:
Power-ful humor you got going there.
>> ^Payback:
>> ^GeeSussFreeK:
That's a bad train, your grounded!

Your attempt at humour is shocking.


It's just the way I am wired.

Seriously, watt is wrong with you people?

Sorry, threads like this get me amped.

I find your capacity for bad puns re-volting.

>> ^GeeSussFreeK:

>> ^Psychologic:
>> ^GeeSussFreeK:
>> ^gwiz665:
Power-ful humor you got going there.
>> ^Payback:
>> ^GeeSussFreeK:
That's a bad train, your grounded!

Your attempt at humour is shocking.


It's just the way I am wired.

Seriously, watt is wrong with you people?

Sorry, threads like this get me amped.

That bad pun piste me off big time.

Gullible sifters! I could be the joseph fritzl of brazil and you´d be all gooey, "he is so nice."
I´d spit in your roast, but it would likely be enough to put off the roasting fire and you´d never figure out how to make the "magic heat that bites" again. Morons.

Now, mano a mano:

Laura, the BBQ Wolverine image you´ve posted is so bizarre it makes me want to roast myself. Better, to self-immolate. twice.

Thinker247, yeah two favorite memories. In your face, you who can only think of peggedbeas´s dry vagina, Dags waxworks and child molesting. No, that´s three memories. you win.

Blankfist you are a fake. We know you are the picture model for the goatsee and as such you never grunt when taking a dump. or even notice it.

Rougy, we may clean motels now, but we also invented them motels. We did. And your mother was there.

Inflatablevagina, you are so cute trying to be mean, I´ll help you out. Worse than pompous, both of my cats names are bad puns. (Meaow-Tse and the "Laconic" one who would only say "mee" instead of "meaow").So please execrate me as puns are humour´s low-life white trash cousins.

Ornothron, wow, now THERE is some research and effort! Congrats on the trainee who did your job. Having my fraudulent narcisistic ways exposed by a mechanical bird´s apprentice is the moon landing to my neil armstrong. And yes, it is excruciating reading through you people´s comments in order to find even one worth mentioning.

Gwiz, because you like futurama, I won´t mention your excessive concern about my body hair.

Therealblankman, except for choggie all roastees were chosen by god. So if you pray hard maybe He will listen to your high pitched whining.

Haldaug, yes, I masturbate to furry porn. but cmon, you and your wife are so hot!

Peggedbea, those were your titties covered in shit? No wonder it all seemed so normal I didn´t know the roast had even started.

kulpims, you can be the mother of my next daughter.

Choggie, when I said gullible sifters I meant you. Also you should know that when you scream fuck you we hear "good morning"

Don Juan, jump off the bridge, dont jump off the bridge, you guys please make up your mind already so i can mindlessly follow, wtf.

Dotdude, the only place I´d fear a candiru is inside my urethra, whereas spiders are scary everywhere. Also the Amazon River is closer geographically to your new orleans house than mine in sao paulo.

Rottenseed, after I wipe my tears I´ll tell you that at least (or even) blankfist know we speak portuguese, not spanish. And if I was fritzl dressed as santa you´d sit on my lap.

MrFisk, or should I say "imelda marcos", I may lure young single moms to my moms basement but you are the guy who marries them afterwards.

Lann, it was great that you put my two best memories together, thanks. Now someone explain to this "person" what is a roast.

So that is it.
Thanks for the roast, morons!

Now, Laura, you promissed I´d be tied up and filled with herbs.
never fail me again, ok?

and "Mr jester", these pitiful crowdlings dont have enough venom, so please make your dice choose easier prey for the next roast, such as Hitler
(Godwin´s law does not aplly here)

>> ^GeeSussFreeK:
The history of MAN is violent...what diluted thought pool have they been drinking from. The man breaking into my house to steal my stuff and perhaps throttle me isn't expounding on rhetoric, but he is still violent. The soldiers that march off to war are most certainly violent, but aren't rhetorical devices. Man has forever suffered to the law of the jungle. To scapegoat political protests as a means to increase violence misses out on the REAL issue...that man, at his core is violent. That violence seeks to express itself when a person feels threatened. The REAL issue isn't rhetoric, but people are really and truly terrified. Chants don't kill people, but people who are afraid of something do.
These guys also throw up so many Red Herring's one wonders if they are bird watchers (HAHAH I made a bad pun). They fail to recognize all the news papers and organizations that blurt out rhetoric all the time that doesn't end in the death of someone. If one lives by the fallacy of the exception being the rule then the moon is cheese and fries really do taste better with ice cream (LIES!).
I would just like to point out that he compares (directly mind you!) people that spout rhetoric (which is pretty much all we do in the comment section here at the sift!) to assassins. My fellow sifters, we all know this isn't true! It is a distraction from real things...and something that MSNBC seems to do more often then not...miss the point entirely.
Talking heads really are talking asses...I don't don't mean the kind for hauling.
Edit: Spelling (violet != violent) except in rare cases of purple.


wow...talk about missing the point.
your entire premise is a red herring.
the man breaking into your house to steal your stuff will only throttle you if:
a.you try to stop him,or engage him.
b.he is a psychopath.
c.should never have been used in your argument.
now your second point,either you didnt think it through or you believe that people just wish and desire to engage in wholesale slaughter.
and if that's the case then ignore the rest of my comment.
how do you think a government gets it's people to go to war?
to get civilians to sign up for possible death?hardship?loss of limb?
R.H.E.T.O.R.I.C
why did that man last year go into a unitarian church and start plugging bullets?
because he believed the R.H.E.T.O.R.I.C
words have meaning and power.they have the ability to give us context and enlighten something that was hidden,but words can also be used to fuel the fire of passion and fan the flames of rage.
how do you disempower someone who uses rhetoric as a tool?
be skeptical of what they are saying.
on which on your last point i wholeheartedly agree.
talking heads=talking asses.
but they wield immense influence and there are people who believe every drop of propaganda from their lips.these people have,and will again,acted because of the rhetoric.
and i shall hold each and every one of them responsible.

The history of MAN is violent...what diluted thought pool have they been drinking from. The man breaking into my house to steal my stuff and perhaps throttle me isn't expounding on rhetoric, but he is still violent. The soldiers that march off to war are most certainly violent, but aren't rhetorical devices. Man has forever suffered to the law of the jungle. To scapegoat political protests as a means to increase violence misses out on the REAL issue...that man, at his core is violent. That violence seeks to express itself when a person feels threatened. The REAL issue isn't rhetoric, but people are really and truly terrified. Chants don't kill people, but people who are afraid of something do.

These guys also throw up so many Red Herring's one wonders if they are bird watchers (HAHAH I made a bad pun). They fail to recognize all the news papers and organizations that blurt out rhetoric all the time that doesn't end in the death of someone. If one lives by the fallacy of the exception being the rule then the moon is cheese and fries really do taste better with ice cream (LIES!).

I would just like to point out that he compares (directly mind you!) people that spout rhetoric (which is pretty much all we do in the comment section here at the sift!) to assassins. My fellow sifters, we all know this isn't true! It is a distraction from real things...and something that MSNBC seems to do more often then not...miss the point entirely.

Talking heads really are talking asses...I don't don't mean the kind for hauling.

Edit: Spelling (violet != violent) except in rare cases of purple.

Dupe, it seems..

http://www.videosift.com/video/Squirrel-Busted-Oooh-bad-pun

Thanks for the promote Issykitty! I thought that vid was hilarious so I'm glad its getting some appreciation!

In reply to this comment by Issykitty:
LOL, WTF??? *promote!!!

Now THAT'S a martial art! Sorry, bad puns are my crystal meth =)

Firstly that income tax thing has to be the WORST proof of the existence of god EVER.

Secondly, outside many, many churches here in Australia they have signs where they change the message every few weeks, and they always say some really bad pun or horrendous preachy thing in regards to getting Jesus or God into your life.

Do I complain? No... I don't like them much, I'd prefer they didn't preach like that at us, but also I find them funny and laugh at them because they in no way threaten my lack of belief in a god.

These folks who get uppity about a sign suggesting that there are some who don't believe in god and that they can get in touch with others who don't believe in god is really... really sad. If they are so sure of their faith and beliefs then they should be perfectly comfortable with a sign such as that. They should be able to think to themselves 'Ahh, let them go away, they will return when they know the truth.' It's just that they might... you know, perhaps believe deep down that their faith isn't actually true, and so they need to stamp on anything that gives them any pause to doubt in it.

Bigots.

we should have a channel for Really Reallly bad puns.

^must. not. downvote. bad. pun...

Antifas [anti-FAS, an-TI-fas] are a primarily European militant anti-fascist youth movement. They like to run around and break up Neo-Nazi gatherings and beat the members. I don't condone it outright, but have a hard time getting upset about it. They also take up their Molotov cocktails whenever the political Right is on the rise. In this case, I believe their primary grievance was the privatization of educational institutions in Greece.

From the dubious Wikipedia...

"While European liberal anti-fascists either call on the state to censor what they call hate speech or prosecute fascists under existing laws, militant anti-fascists either oppose such calls or put no energy into heeding them. In contrast, militant anti-fascists believe that fascism should be tackled by communities rather than by the state.^{[citation needed]} Militant anti-fascists are usually supporters of class struggle, and view fascism as an anti-working class political system. Militant anti-fascists tend to promote radical anti-capitalist transformation of society, rather than defending the status quo of liberal democracy. This often translates into support for some form of socialism or anarchism."

The announcer's voice and style reminds me of those announcers from the 'when people do stupid things and get horribly horribly hurt' shows; bad puns and all (puffdaddy).

Great video, but seriously did we need a bad pun worthy of America's Funniest Home Videos at the end?

lol I loved this one - can't believe she "felt" for this one (sorry bad pun)