@Fantomas
Don't forget Meatloaf! And Gary Busey could reprise his Buddy Holly. Celebrity Apprentice winners [because Trump LIKES winners] Trace Adkins and John Rich might consider it for old times sake.

I did see a news item that they were having difficulty finding performers [even LYING ... shocker ... about who they've lined up]: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/23/arts/music/no-elton-john-will-not-perform-at-the-trump-inauguration.html?_r=0

I'm not impressed with anything or anyone that relies on speed. Especially with young guitarists.

They might be good, but, still, I prefer watching Scott Adkins or JCVD training.

oh man....i tried to vote this up, i really did! I just couldn't do it...You think these guys are red-neck unlistenables, try some Hasil Adkins...you inspired me-
http://www.videosift.com/video/Hasil-Adkins-Documentary

Where can I watch yer flick? I promise not to critique it....publicly. Wishing you well in your every endeavor, love choggie.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
And thanks for this one, too!

In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
*quality

You are one sick puppy!

Here's some Hasil Adkins for ya, pard.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Hasil-Adkins-Documentary

In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
*quality

This made me go upstairs and check my fridge to make sure my yummy blueberries weren't enriched with child labor. Nope! Not Adkins blueberries, yay! (I got them from Meijer, in MI...)

a dream come true, i can finally really really promote!

thanks rash, thanks all!

and now... music!


Sly & the Family Stone - Underdog


Hasil Adkins - Chicken Walk


Gun Club - Sex Beat


Statler Brothers - Flowers on the wall


The Saints - Stranded


Yann Tiersen/Cantat - A ton étoile


Noir Desir - Le vent nous portera

and finally, if i may, a shameless plug for 3 of my fave vids from my pqueue:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Anna-Ternheim-Black-Sunday-Afternoon-Live
http://www.videosift.com/video/Sonny-Terry-Brownie-McGhee-Hootin-the-Blues
http://www.videosift.com/video/Hammerfall-Renegade-heavy-metal-time

Tags for this video have been changed from 'clinton, mccain, obama, fox news, treason, lies, wtf, democrat, primary, kool aid, cult' to 'fox news, cavuto, cristi adkins, treason, lies, wtf, democrat, primary, kool aid, cult' - edited by EDD

Ummm.... accents are not slang words.... - MarineGunrock

They're actually discussing British vs. American slang, not accents. -xax

I think what MG is saying is "shawty" is not slang, it's "shorty" said with an accent. If they're including accents, "flossing" should really be said "flossin'" more so than "shorty" should be said "shawty." In fact "shawty" is so close to "shotty," if he'd have said "a shotgun" she would've had to give it to him.

Then again maybe he meant the whole "chin wag" vs. "shin wag" debacle.

I was under the impression that badonkadonk was from country music

I think you're referring to Trace Adkins's 'Honky Tonk Badonkadonk' which is definitely a play on the rap term, so no, not originated from country music at all.

Ok, found the stupid bitch: Cristi Adkins. Wonder is she is related to "Dr. Atkins" and his miracle destroy your liver diet.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,365687,00.html

COLMES: I don't understand how you go from Hillary Clinton to John McCain. Does that mean you all of the sudden; you would like to overturn Roe versus Wade? All of a sudden, you don't want equal rights for gays? All of a sudden, you don't want energy independence? All of a sudden, you don't want to end the war in Iraq? He has the diametrically opposed views on those issues to Hillary Clinton. How do you make that leap?

ADKINS: That's not — the bridge to McCain is a lot closer than the radical gap to Senator Obama.

Clintons4Mccain Founder Cristi Adkins says, "Move over David Duke, there's a new racist going for the oval office. Hillary supporters have seen Obama unfairly play the race card time and time again. In fact, Obama's crypto-ethnic, inflammatory remarks have become the senator's number one method of distracting voters from his lack of qualifications, numerous flip-flops and dangerous associations."

Cristi Babin Adkins, RN, CHT is certified in hypno-therapy by the National Guild of Hypnotists and a Registered Nurse who specializes in the body-mind-spirit approach. She served as the state representative for the American Holistic Nurses Association for the state of Utah in 1998-1999

This reminds of Hasil Adkins, here's the formula:

Barely-talented drunks with instruments + absurd, anal-expulsive lyrics + crowd of no-talent drunks >= local fanbase(some neighborhood bar) X someone with camera and computer + blankfist=masturbatory exhibitionist vlogger

I wonder where Trace Adkins or Josh Turner falls on the scale here.