The cake is a lie...

<beginNonsense>
The bible is bound paper with words on it.

Id rather watch the zeros and ones scroll across my screen.
</endNonsense>

Religion is a lie, just like nutritious/delicious cake:

http://granades.com/images/2007/Oct/portal-cake-is-a-lie.jpg
http://hicsuntdracones.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/jinx_portal_the-cake-is-a-lie.jpg
http://members.arstechnica.com/x/asgard/the%20cake%20is%20a%20lie.jpg

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point is, no one gives a shit whether or not you chew your food, eh?
but, some people do seem to give a shit, who someone else fucks.
though there's no good reason to, unless you're one of the people they're fucking.


<Serious>
People give a shit about who some one else fucks because they wanna know what its like. The fact that they find it detestable, is the fact that they find it desirable. </Serious>

<satire>
Its like chocolate cheese cake, I hate the sound of cheese in my cake, but it is so deliscous! (The cake is a lie!)

Personally I could care less who any one is fucking, because its something that every one does, a natural need to have sex even if it is strange sex (IE on the rocks in broad daylight at a beach in Frisco).
</satire>

The cake is a lie.

Yes! I love Cake!

...but people keep telling that Cake is a lie for some reason. Why IS that?

Warm fuzzies.



Ps. John McCain's Cake is a lie

The cake is a lie.

>> ^critttter:
Now have some cake.


"Cake is a lie!"

The cake is a lie.

>> ^Issykitty:
That's cute and all, but I'm WAAAAY smarter than this imposter. Plus, I prefer Turkey/Pumpkin-flavored cake!


Lies. [grin]

the cake is a lie
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The cake is a lie.


(because it's a cupcake)

videosiftbannedme: Cake is a lie!

The cake is a lie.