"I don't understand how copyright law works, but that won't stop me from being assraped by Spielberg's laywers."

It's like someone turned an eight-year-old Steven Spielberg loose on Garry's Mod!

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>> ^spaceman:

Also, I think more than a truck is needed to stop that train.


DUDE! That's a 1965 Chevy C-10. They were the precursor to the M1A1 Abrams tank!

They won the Vietnam war singlehanded!

True story.

When I first heard that we were making fun of a Brazilian, I thought we were going to point and laugh at dag's crotch. Unfortunately, we're just roasting some nobody from Sector 7G. Or should I say Xavier's School for Mutants?

His favorite memory is "snowboarding or the birth of my daughter." Is it really that hard to decide between the two? I'd love to see you on a game show, deciding between the million dollars or a mentally-retarded cat that urinates on itself and howls at the ceiling.

God, I can tell this roast is going to be drier than peggedbea's vagina.

Speaking of pussies, where is blankfist in all of this? Probably off making another shitty movie with Uwe Boll and Adam Sandler. He's gone Hollywood (a.k.a. on his knees under Steven Spielberg's desk).

But enough about the child rapist. I guess I should get back to Wolverine's flamboyantly gay cousin.

Let's talk about your obsession with Sifty. It's unhealthy, and we all know you're just trying to get a ruby or diamond. God, girls will do anything for jewelry.

Enough of this shit. I've mocked enough people, and I'm tired of thinking of insults for someone who doesn't have a completely fucked up life. So until gwiz is roasted, I'm out of here.

A bit like Steven Spielberg's Duel, only with more T&A.

Thanks for posting this, I was curious about the original ending. Damn you Spielberg!! I'd have suggested editing the entire movie down to 30 minutes.

>> ^jdbates:
I think this proves lucas has no talent, almost a total ripoff. P.s. The only reason star wars was a hit was because of his editors, they saved that movie! George lucas was gonna leave it total crap(like the prequels).


yeah.... about that... directed by Steven Spielberg ...

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>> ^JTZ:
Peter Jackson really have nothing to do with the film, they are just piggy back riding each other.


That's not really true, Peter Jackson is the producer of the film, and it's made by his production company Wingnut Films. Slashfilms.com describes director Neill Blomkamp as a protégé of Peter Jackson. I'm betting Jackson is responsible for this being made into a major movie, and had a good deal of input and oversight into it.

I agree it's irritating when studios give first billing to someone besides the director or lead actor in a transparent attempt to mislead audiences. But this is nowhere near as egregious as the crap Tarentino and Spielberg have pulled many times.

>> ^Farhad2000:
>> ^spoco2:
How you watched anime films like Grave of the Fireflies?

Everyone: you owe it to yourself to see Grave of the Fireflies. Sure, you may be stuck in the worst depression of your life for a few weeks after watching it, but trust me, it'll be worth it.

"Some critics (most notably Roger Ebert) consider it to be one of the most powerful anti-war movies ever made. Animation historian Ernest Rister compares the film to Steven Spielberg's Schindler's List and says, "it is the most profoundly human animated film I've ever seen.""

I remember cheering when he stood on Spielbergs shoulders, great moment for a great movie! =)

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