Tsk tsk, he should hide his massive erection like Ron Burgundy.. It was actually a weird fold in the, uhm, pants.. yeah.

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The consumate professional - he gets it right in the end. He's like an unfunny Ron Burgundy.

^ presuming byast = biased?...
my answer, of those options, is still the thief.

note to thief: if you want the camera crew to look at something else?
don't do anything visually interesting. like kick cop cars.

to cops: the tazer is there so you might not have to shoot them instead.
not so you can keep the interior nice.

to action news team: last week this douchebag probably stole pokemon cards.
ron burgundy didn't show up.
at all, much less in time to see him hauled away, normally a ten-minute process.

Thanks for the promote, dude!

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*promote

Scotch whiskey isn't bad, but I prefer Irish whiskey instead. It's always triple-distilled for extra smoothness, and it doesn't have that smoky taste that scotch has. Now some people really like a smoky taste in their whiskey, and that usually makes them scotch and/or bourbon drinkers. But I prefer the original whiskey flavor that came from the Emerald Isle.

The Scots are fond of saying that the Irish may have invented whiskey, but the Scots perfected it. No offense Scotland, but you are wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG!

EDIT: But I know Scotch connoisseur Ron Burgundy would beg to differ. In fact he might fight me. That's no lie.

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I'm Ron Burgundy?

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I'm...Ron Burgundy?

Am Ron Burgundy?

haha biggs reminds me of ron burgundy