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Uh, yes.

The doctors office.

NG magazines in the waiting room. Bewbs and grass skirts only. If I wanted an upgrade, I would go to the barber shop where Ritz the barber had Playboy magazines in the back room.

If you want more details I'll send you my PayPal addy.

I don't wanna be a 24kt dick here, but I fucking HATE seagulls.

Seagulls and Canadian Geese are both the assholes of the avian world and fuck 'em both. God was in a shitty mood when he created these flying abominations. Oh, and pelicans. Yeah, fuck them, too. A pelican took a shit the size of a dinner plate on my (at the time) brand new '97 Z-28 Camaro. Right on the fucking windshield, too. I mean, one minute, I'm enjoying myself at the beach and the next minute I'm looking at a greasy green rotten-fish-reeking shit covering half my goddamn windshield. I have no clue what pelican anatomy looks like, but they must be 99% rectum and 1% ill intents. What a wonderful time to discover I was outta windshield wiper fluid, too. Two little squirts and then my wipers were just smearing semi-digested fish across my windshield. Oh, that FUCKER! I know which one did it, too -- it was the one sitting on a post like three feet away laughing at me. Oh, sure, I could have beaten it to death with a tire iron, but then *I* would have been the one in trouble. You can't ticket a pelican for taking a massive dump on your car, but beat one to death with 2 feet of galvanized steel and you're the one who has to explain it all to a judge.

People feed those rancid fuckers, too. I hope the next cocksucker who tosses a Ritz in the direction of a pelican is staring at the sky with mouth agape when the damned thing decides to void its football-sized ass. That'd be karma right there, and fuck all the people right now going "that's not how karma works!" They can just start putting their Dharma-believing asses to work cleaning my windshield with their tongues.

Please forgive me: I've been drinking for the last six hours and I've gotten maybe a little feisty.

That's wonderful! In high school, my choir director was Ben Ayling, the bass for 1991 international champion quartet, The Ritz. So we had our own student quartet, which we called, in proper Simpsons-style naming convention, The Ritz Bitz.

Holy minefield, Batman. And did you know when you eat a Ritz cracker you pay money to the people who support the people who support the people that club baby seals? How do you sleep?

damn. they are showing it at the Alamo Ritz in Austin. This is by far the worst Alamo Drafthouse in existence. What a terrible decision. Thats to bad, I was really looking forward to seeing this in 70mm.

I can't sift my own video but here is one of Ronan (Lee Pace) singing "Putting On the Ritz" from the early 90's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu9EOnHIC5U

Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a packer;
With a little bit of cheese and 'bout 3 Ritz crackers!
Searchin my locker, lookin for the product, thinkin' honky-5th-graders bees sellin' narcotics!

Hint: It's a Ritz cracker. Does that help?

*dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/TEDx-Green-Bronx-Machine-Stephen-Ritz

I made a chess set out of Velveeta, Ritz crackers, and Jimmy Dean sausage.
It was delicious.

A tour of Harlem’s gardens and history

"According to Worley, visitors are frequently amazed that places like the Wilson Community Garden exist in Harlem. Worley said she would expect that kind of reaction 20 years ago, but is more surprised by it today."

Yes they are not food gardens, but I think this attitude can be re-focused on badly needed fresh food gardens.

>> ^marinara:

actually i don't agree w/ a thing this guy says
b/c nobody is gonna garden in harlem
but anyhow I love the attitude. promote best power point i spend today

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Fixed, thanks.

>> ^oritteropo:

I like both versions, but thought this was the more interesting one to sift. I should thank Taco Ockerse for his version though, or else I wouldn't have known of the song at all!>> ^ant:
Nice. I like Taco's version the best though.



I heard Taco's version and loved it. Then, I saw Young Frankenstein's version which was OK (funny scene), and now this one.

I like both versions, but thought this was the more interesting one to sift. I should thank Taco Ockerse for his version though, or else I wouldn't have known of the song at all!

Oh, and every other version is already here >> ^ant:

Nice. I like Taco's version the best though.