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Oh... my God...
There's a quote that's about Jesus only hanging around with 12 men, all sailors; I just can't place the quote.
The frustrating thing is I think it might have been Monty Python related, and that's the only stuff that doesn't leave my brain. Does anyone else know what I'm talking about?
Cowboy prank in Brisbane city
It's nice to see how other people think.
Some time within about the last year I thought that since new content was running a bit low I changed my thinking on what I'd post. I started posting more obscure Monty Python stuff, and also videos that I didn't think were good enough for me to vote up, but that others might like.
This is why I also have a few 0s floating around.
Interestingly, a few that I've posted and not voted grew on me enough to vote for. My mind doesn't seem to do what I tell it to.
@lucky760 I don't upvote my own videos unless someone else up votes it first.[...]
The Brady Bunch - Bad Luck, Come and Get Me!
For a presumably unintended explanation, please refer to Monty Python's Flying Circus, Season 1 episode 12.
They had a bit of a thing for ants, I think.
I am naked too.
Storing dead people at -196°C
Yeah, I just like quoting Monty Python, particularly when I'm countering a quote with a quote. Usually it's obscure stuff and usually I don't say I'm doing it, but it just gives me a bit of a giggle.
Nice…..Yeah yeah…CBG is hyperbolic….everything can’t be the worst ever….or can it?
bobknight33 (Member Profile)
First, nice paraphrasing what you say are gods perfect words. He would be pissed at you fudging them to protect Donny…if he existed. You fucked up big time. These are the commandments dummy….
#1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
#2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.
#3. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
#4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work:
But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates:
For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it. (That day was Saturday.)
#5. Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.
#6. Thou shalt not kill.
#7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
#8. Thou shalt not steal.
#9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
#10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.
Now that he’s president and has murdered thousands, which of these has Trump not broken repeatedly?
1. He has always put himself before any god.
2. He made a gold idol of himself and displayed it for you to worship.
3. He has only ever misused the name of god. He wouldn’t know how to use it in any way besides as a sword or shield.
4. He fucks porn stars on the sabbath, and cheats at golf, and business…he’s never kept anything holy in his life, especially the sabbath.
5. He’s said some terrible things about his immigrant parents and by not fighting the charges but paying millions in fines has admitted they were racist bastards.
6. He killed hundreds as collateral damage from his intended targets for murder.
7. Adultery….he’s never been with any woman he didn’t cheat on, especially all those immigrants he married.
8. Theft…Convicted repeatedly of theft by fraud to the tune of hundreds of millions.
9. Has never given honest testimony or statements in his life, he’s incapable of honesty.
10. He covets everything he sees, especially his friend’s wives that he brags about trying to sleep with and their land he tries to steal.
What was your point? That rapist DJT is really the anti-Christ? 😂
Side note, his home in Florida is seeing a number of biblical plagues…disease like malaria and leprocy are becoming rampant (thanks to anti science health policies), the seas are boiling (over 101 degrees), and a plague of semi-aquatic reptiles are decimating wildlife (pythons), rivers are turning red (https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/florida-creek-red-blood), livestock pestilence (https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7140416/mad-cow-disease-florida-us-outbreak-usda/)…just need darkness (wait for the next hurricane). Sounds like any first born children should probably leave the state immediately! 😂
You shall have no other Gods before me
You shall not make for yourselves an idol
You shall not misuse the name of the LORD your God
Remember the Sabbath day by keeping it holy
Honor your father and your mother
You shall not murder
You shall not commit adultery
You shall not steal
You shall not give false testimony
You shall not covet
newtboy (Member Profile)
Your video, Record Breaking Python Caught In Florida, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.
Record Breaking Python Caught In Florida
19' is nothing. For a Burmese Python that's good, but Monty Python measured almost twice that at 35'9 1/2" end-to-end.
Not like it's a competition or anything....
(Skip to 1:30 on https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ymzrq and then find the end of the sketh for yourself)
Record Breaking Python Caught In Florida
Water temperatures in South Florida have hit 97 degrees twice this week, and gulf waters are in the 90’s. Pythons swim, especially in warm waters. Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, and Georgia better get ready for a python invasion that destroys their coastal fauna.
bobknight33 (Member Profile)
I don’t think you do, because you didn’t invest slowly at regular intervals over time (unless you lied), you said you invested everything in one stock….lucky for you early when it was reasonably priced ($25?), and suggested to anyone that would listen that they sell everything and go all in all at once even when Tesla was over $400 a share. That’s the exact opposite of dollar cost averaging. Derp. It’s like I know you better than you know yourself…because I paid attention and remember what you said last week/month/year.
You improvident lackwit. When will you stop making predictions? I don’t think you’ve been correct 2% of the time.
Dow’s up 869 points this month, stocks sound pretty good to me. What new bank failed? I see no new failure. I wonder if you understand why the last two failed….hint, it starts with “der” and ends with “egulation”, and was a pure Trump Republican plan passed in 2018 because they had forgotten 2008 already, or wanted to repeat it.
Too busting? Do you mean too busty? I don’t understand the attempted insult… I don’t even understand the concept of “too busty”…but you should know it’s impossible for you to successfully insult me because I would have to value your opinion first.
If I were to put on a drag show for kids, you better believe it would be snap, crackle, and popping…but it’s really not my scene. I prefer my drag queens to be English and of the Python variety, but that’s just a matter of taste.
Don’t you find it odd that drag shows are suddenly such a problem for the far right?
They’re not new.
Many MANY far right politicians that are now suddenly outraged at drag shows enjoyed going to them, organized them, or performed in them themselves at one time. The right could even support them publicly in the 70’s and 80’s. Can you explain why are you ALL suddenly such insecure snowflakes now that, like alcoholics with booze, you can’t stand to be reminded drag shows and homosexuals exist and went all in on some misguided unpopular unconstitutional temperance movement? Why it’s suddenly such an impossible-to-ignore temptation for you? Somehow Trump? Maybe it’s just that your ilk needs a target to scapegoat for your failures and they’re the latest relatively powerless target….yeah…just maybe.
Guess yo[u] don[‘]t [kn]o[w] about dollar cost averaging.
Also guess you don[‘]t realize the economy is winding down.
Yet another bank faltering causing stocks to fall.
This biden shit show is far from over.
You must be too busting putting on drag show for kids.
Discworld game easter egg that took 20 years to find
True (hence the Eric Idle tag), but Eric was alluding to John's speech.
Don't doubt my python knowledge or I shall be polite to you a second time. 🤓
Minor correction: Eric Idle voiced Rincewind, not John Cleese.
Ozzy Man Review : Horses vs Bunny
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL "Killer Bunny" Clip
Artemis launch to the moon
Something tells me you'd appreciate a Monty Python sketch about the prices on planet Algon, but I didn't find a clip in the 10 seconds I spent looking so you might have to read the script and use your imagination.
While waiting for the launch of Artemis they switched to a segment where they showed a moon rock encased in (glass?) It also appears as something else is also encased with it.
https://ibb.co/8sdW4vd
Living person placed in a body bag for cremation
I don't mean to take away from how awful the subject of the video is, but for those in a Python body bag mood, you might want to enjoy this. They were only allowed do the sketch if they made it clear that it's well beyond what decent clean-living folk would consider good taste.
https://videosift.com/video/Monty-Python-Funeral-Arrangements
Monty Python - Italian
This is my favourite unknown Python sketch, and one I recommend to non-python speaking people as an easy introduction to the silliness.
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Mechanical Masterpieces
They're a bit like a (semi) physical manifestation of Terry Gilliam's animations from Monty Python.