Beagle, "This Is Not Perrier! Do you not see that? Look it, smells like someone farted in some water. See? Look just smell it and, Oh god thats horrid, you bastards!"

I'll be seeing a bunch of films at TIFF. Right now my most anticipated films of the festival are probably Perrier's Bounty (written by Mark O'Rowe, who wrote Intermission and Boy A), Harry Brown (a revenge movie starring Michael Caine! How can that NOT be awesome?), Enter the Void (new film from Gaspar Noe), Ong Bak 2, A Serious Man, and Air Doll (new film from Hirokazu Kore-eda).

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Years before the Sprite Blowjob ad, there was the Perrier Handjob ad!