Hi Krupo!
thanks for all those promotions of trashy/wtf/crazy moments in video history:) I owe you..
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*promote the trash

They played a little fast and loose.

A good bartender will ask whether you want this up or down. I've never once seen a whiskey sour served in a cocktail glass. An amaretto sour, sure, but that's a sweeter drink. An old-fashioned glass (a bucket, a "rocks" glass) is more appropriate for the whiskey sour.

Second, a good bar won't use a mix, they'll muddle the sweet-and-sour per order. It's just sugar, water, and some lemon or lime. Ten seconds, 15 tops.

And, of course, if you add bitters, a cherry, and optionally orange, you've got an Old Fashioned, one of the finest cocktails man knows.

..and it has made it:)

Some time ago I said I would let you now when I post a kitsch/trashy video
here are some:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Ghahr-o-ashtee-by-Shaghayegh
http://www.videosift.com/video/Lime-Unexpected-lovers
..which are updated here:
http://www.videosift.com/playlists/Eklek/Trashz

>> ^Eklek:
Merci:) it's on its way again..
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promote this a shot

No need to feel ashamed. Everyone looked cheesy in the 80s. These guys may not be much in the way of actors, but they did their part to put Australian swimmers in the lime-light with all their Olympic effort.

I didn't know about Lisa Curry's surgery. I used to live with her sister and one day when Lisa came to visit, some local gromets were hanging around trying to get a glimpse of their swimming idol.

I decided to take a nap, only to be woken a little while later by one of the gromets yelling out, "Hey Lisa Curry, my mate wants to fuck you."

I ran outside, told them all to piss off and chased them down the street.

I don't know if she heard them, or if she did, if she even cared about what they were yelling, but I was certainly annoyed with the negative attention being directed to our house from a bunch of horny 12 year-olds.

I hope your surgery goes well, Lisa. Love and light to you.

I could also see where things came from, including the fruit. Look at the cups and the way he holds them. Start from the end, and rewind by bits to see how he places the fruits with his left hand into each cup. Notice the way he puts them down, creating momento so the fruit does not fall first.

potato: 4:37
fruit ?: 4:52
lime: 5:28

All that aside, the show and the storytelling were very amusing.

(the real mystery is what the third fruit/vegetable is)

>> ^wigerdog:
He is good! does he have anything on lime wire?


Um. Ask limewire?

He is good! does he have anything on lime wire?

I just polished off a bag of goofy 'gourmet' chocolate corn chips. WTF? they keep my fingers keyboard-clean, but they were weird and probably more complimentary to permanent markers than beer. Jonny, do you ever mix up your beer? For example, Corona with no lime, chased by a PBR? I'm looking for inventive combinations...

And, Schmawy, Menthol or non, light of barely filtered?

Kronos, you've got to have one clean keyboard, my friend, what do you eat when you feel risky with the old Hewlett Packard? Wait, don't tell me, you have a plastic keyboard cover ??? Isn't that akin to covering the sofa with vinyl??

*promote the *travel video

I'm also going to add *obscure for maximal irony value, given the guy's name.

Key Lime Pie on a stick, 8:40 in... must go there now.

She's never had spumoni? Sad. Hope this stuff was actually good, it's usually awful. Well *catsanddogs for the end.

Finally, *viral as it's an ad for his tours.

Which I'm sorely tempted to go on!

1.What do you, do most of the day when you are not lounging, but not on the computer?
N/A
1a.If you had a time machine,which era would you go to, past or future, and trade that which you now understand as your reality?
wouldn't it still be "my reality" only in a different time? is this in fact a tiem machine or a dimensional transport? Is only my understanding of reality that is "traded", so this is some drug experiment?
2.Who are you more fond of?
"Most" fond of would be correct otherwise you have to list all but one person
3.how many pairs of shoes as opposed to matching undergarments....
own or wear regularly?
3b.boxers or briefs
boxer briefs (no, seriously)
4.mac or pic
PIC or other embedded, prefer MSP430
5. wouldyou prefer death by firing squad or salmonella
salmonella seems more survivable, thanks
5a.who would you wish lime disease upon???
a lemon
6.Faust, Asimov, Gore Vidal?
I'll take the salon styled hair
7.sprinkles, gravy, or cherry on top?
cheese and gravy fries
8.tits, ass, or leg man
and/or makes this a better question
9.chair stand or prostrate
i don't jump off the high dive
10.cat dog or reptile
cat dog or at least the glow-in-the-dark cat
11.fish bird or taco with both and fresh salsa
salmon turkey or spicy chicken soft
12.time, newsweek or USNews and World Report?
the only capitalization involves USNews?! I believe they use an ampersand FFS
13.beer preference?
yes please
14.can you open it for me?
are you hot and female?
15.Ever arrested?
I only have to list felonies
16.cheetos: crunchy or poofs?
Cheetos flavored Doritos (seriously, the best shortlived product ever)
17.dog or cat person?
reptile?
18.bangs, balding or rug?
wood floors
19.five most cherished possessions
why don't you just say coveted? and then smote me. it's a trap.
20.clean shaven, beard, goatee or mustacthe
yes, yes, yes, no... also must he act? is this Inside the Actor's Studio?
21.religion, raised as
questionmark, missing is

For the record, I did this out of boredom, and not for any roast, in fact, I doubt I would attend such event, but you are welcome to send choggie to accept my award in absentia.

Me didz a survey written by Dotdude for ammo...


1.What do you, do most of the day when you are not lounging, but not on the computer?

-School and work, just like every other carbon based human.

2. If you had a time machine,which era would you go to, past or future, and trade that which you now understand as your reality?

-Every other time period sucked ass. Think about it - Oh how nice the 50's were, when everyone was so polite, life was simple, blacks couldn't drink out of the same water fountain as I could, and mercury was awesome to play with. (Maybe it wasn't so great after all.) Or maybe the future, when SiftBot begins his extermination of those he deems unnecessary. The present is a good era for tolerance and medicine, yet not to the point where technology is frightening.

-The second half of that question didn't make any damn sense.

3.Who are you more fond of?
A.Mother
B.Heinlein
C.Fried Foods
D.Technical Assistance
E.All of the Below
F.Some of the Below
G.None (kill them all)

-I'll take "A," because that's the only one that qualifies as a "who."

4.How many pairs of shoes as opposed to matching undergarments.... boxers or briefs

-Huh? Match my underwear with what? My hat? Are people checking for that? Oh, and boxers.

5.Mac or pc

-I'm not gay, so the answer is obvious.

6. Would you prefer death by firing squad or salmonella who would you wish lime disease upon???

-I'd prefer not to die. In fact, I plan on living forever - so far, so good. And I'd wish lime disease on people who wear bluetooth headsets out of their car.

7.Sprinkles, gravy, or cherry on top?

-Those first two were weird hooker names. I'll take Cherry.

8.Tits, ass, or leg man

-Boobs just cuz I have no originality.

9. Chair stand or prostrate

-I don't like the looks of Wikipedia for "prostrate," so I'll take chair stand, whatever that is.

10. Cat dog or reptile

-Human. More interesting.

11.Fish bird or taco with both and fresh salsa

-That's not a question, damnit!! It doesn't even make grammatical sense!

12.Time, Newsweek or USNews and World Report?

-Digg.

13.Beer preference?

-I don't get a choice. I'm underaged so it's whatever's available.

14.Can you open it for me?

-???

15.Ever arrested?

-Tasered twice.

16.Cheetos: crunchy or poofs?

-Cheese Nips are way more badass.

17.Bangs, balding or rug?

-God I hope none.

18. Clean shaven, beard, goatee or mustache

-Couldn't grow it if I wanted to.

19. Five most cherished possessions

-My penis - use it everyday.
-Everything else pales in comparison.

20. Religion, raised as

-Catholic. I'm now a Godless heathen, only cuz I like to sleep in.

21. Favorite childhood memory

-My memory is shot to hell. I'm not even sure if I ever was a child.

22. Favorite childhood television show

-Teletubbies.

23. Most sacred personal Rant?

-Like I said, bluetooth headset wearing idiots are pompous, self-consumed sons of bitches.

24. Reason not to go to Burningman?

-Not big on LSD.

25, Slug or Snail?

-What am I doing with it?

26. Sift Hero?

-SiftBot has way more comments than me, so him.

27. SiftBot: Slave/servant or Secret overlord

-I have a theory that SiftBot is nothing more than a little guy that was coded into VideoSift to pop up whenever an event occurs on a video, and is nothing more.

28. Do you have any MySpace, Facebook, or images of yourself online that you're willing to share?

-Already did. Check the profile.

1.What do you, do most of the day when you are not lounging, but not on the computer?
I take copious amounts of data. And when I am not taking it, I am analyzing it.

If you had a time machine,which era would you go to, past or future, and trade that which you now understand as your reality?
I would probably want to go see dinosaurs.

2.Who are you more fond of?
I am going to have to go with A out of the these.
A..Mother
B.Heinlein
C.Fried Foods
D.Technical Assistance
E.All of the Below
F.Some of the Below
G.None (kill them all)

3.how many pairs of shoes as opposed to matching undergarments....
boxers or briefs
I have 6 pairs of shoes and 10 boxers. None of them match.

4.mac or pic
I used to own a PC but my adviser bought me a macbook


5. wouldyou prefer death by firing squad or salmonella
who would you wish lime disease upon???
Firing Squad. Err... tough one. I would not wish lime disease on anyone.

6.Faust, Asimov, Gore Vidal?
There is another tough one. I haven't read any of Asimov's books, but his short stories are great. I have read nothing from Faust and I like Gore Vidal, but I have only read one book and short stories. I will go with Asimov.

7.sprinkles, gravy, or cherry on top?
Cherry.

8.tits, ass, or leg man
ass.

9.chair stand or prostrate
? Chair stand.

10.cat dog or reptile
Dog. I am really allergic to cats, but I love them. From about 1-21 I had a huge cat. She was amazing, but my mom would make me brush her. I hated it because my eyes would swell and I would sneeze. My mom only gave over when we went to the doctor for my sisters allergy test and they tested me as well for some reason. It turned out that my sister was not allergic to anything, but cats were the death of me.

11.fish bird or taco with both and fresh salsa
bird.

12.time, newsweek or USNews and World Report?
Time.

13.beer preference?
Troegs Hopback.

14.can you open it for me?
Yes, I always take care of my friends.

15.Ever arrested?
No.

16.cheetos: crunchy or poofs?
crunchy

17.dog or cat person?
Both.

18.bangs, balding or rug?
Shaved, but I have a lot hair.

19.five most cherished possessions
My mind. My life. My dad's pen. My pocket knife. I don't own my fiance so I cant say her... Hmmm... My dad's watch.

20.clean shaven, beard, goatee or mustache
clean shaven or stubble.

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Must be unreal for him being amongst all those suits. I think he handles himself pretty well for a 17 year-old geek thrust into the lime-light.

LOL @ Karaidl. HEHEHE!

Oh... and:
LIMES > LEMONS

discuss

Aw...That reminds me, I've got a fabulous bit of footage somewhere of my nephew beatboxing and eating a lime