Never understood why he wouldn't drop the bomb on the wooden duck decoys.

I admit, that was the first plausible use case I could imagine for it (aside from just being a cool thing). It could also be a good decoy. Or, if you could connect a bunch up with a mesh network, it might be useful for clearing landmine fields (that one gets you humanitarian points *and* DOD funding).

If all else fails, maybe it could herd sheep.

Notice he didn't say a word about freckles being stolen souls!

This clip's nothing but a decoy and distraction from the real ginger powers, I say!

How about "Golem Spider" because it makes a Golem. Golems are endemic to D&D folklore and secular literature as well as Jewish folklore. Golems are made of mud and debris and they are animated by a magician. It seems a fitting metaphor.

Perhaps there's a similar creature in indigenous amazon folklore to the Golem and if so, I submit that as an alternate name too.

I'd like to know how many webs had 8 legged constructs and if that's the sole instance, I'd go with your fungus theory. I figure you scientifically ruled out it was the exoskeleton of a dead spider.

Why do you call it a 'he'? Did you sex it? Do only females of this species create webs?

GOLEM SPIDER GOLEM SPIDER GOLEM SPIDER GOLEM SPIDER GOLEM SPIDER GOLEM SPIDER GOLEM SPIDER GOLEM SPIDER GOLEM SPIDER GOLEM SPIDER GOLEM SPIDER.

Here's a naming suggestion: Google/Image Search each of the proposed spider names come up and see what kinds of associations (other than to what presently seems to be called 'the decoy spider') already exist.

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While it's nice to see someone on the other side of the tracks get his comeuppance. I still don't get why they need 4 cops to subdue one person. What happened to all that training?

Want to commit the perfect crime? Find a patsy to run a decoy with a high speed chase or something and draw off hundreds of cops, and while they're off chasing the patsy and looking good for the news helicopters, go off and commit the real crime with zero cops around to stop you.

*news *talks

OK, you got me. I am a peaceful decoy.

This is actually a security risk. Now all the terrorists have to do is send in a bunch of decoys who will complain and cause a scene before the real carrier goes through, allowing the terrorists to bypass the more involved searches.

TSA is so unbelievably short-sighted. The reality is that those who look to attack will look for those things which aren't heavily guarded, or the loopholes like this one in the so-call security we've set up.

I call fake.
It starts off filming the decoy truck for no reason then on the other side of the screen out of nowhere kerblam. Also seems like it might be easy to animate - lone board for 3 frames then screen blocked out from windshield being cracked.

>> ^ReverendTed:

That was no decoy, that was just robot poop.
<div><div style="margin: 10px; overflow: auto; width: 80%; float: left; position: relative;" class="convoPiece"> AdrianBlack said:<img style="margin: 4px 10px 10px; float: left; width: 40px;" src="http://static1.videosift.com/avatars/a/AdrianBlack-s.jpg" onerror="ph(this)"><div style="position: absolute; margin-left: 52px; padding-top: 1px; font-size: 10px;" class="commentarrow">◄</div><div style="padding: 8px; margin-left: 60px; margin-top: 2px; min-height: 30px;" class="nestedComment box">I loved the robot cam that took off while deploying a distraction. Someone needs to voice that over.
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You'd be shitting yourself too...

>> ^AdrianBlack:

I loved the robot cam that took off while deploying a distraction. Someone needs to voice that over.
That was no decoy, that was just robot poop.

So they tell everyone about their super awesome decoy illusion?!

First rule of magic.. *Face palm*

EndAll might have discarded his sift, but I knew there was another one:
*dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/You-fool-Do-you-have-any-idea-how-much-those-flares-cost-us

Didn't find it until I went through the list of videos in both wings and military, since it wasn't tagged Hercules nor C-130.

I want a decoy kitchen!