Tags for this video have been changed from 'dail show, jon stewart, stealth, iran, china, chinas bitch, stolen, crash' to 'tds, daily show, jon stewart, stealth, iran, china, chinas bitch, stolen, crash' - edited by calvados

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Dail Show, Wisconsin, budget, teachers, bankers, taxes, pish posh piffle' to 'Daily Show, Wisconsin, budget, teachers, bankers, taxes, pish posh piffle' - edited by xxovercastxx

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Dail Show, Wisconsin, budget, teachers, bankers, taxes' to 'Daily Show, Wisconsin, budget, teachers, bankers, taxes' - edited by xxovercastxx

You do realize that Polar Express has been universally panned for having almost zombie-level animation

Oh - I realize it. They show the stupid movie every Christmas now, and by process of random chance I am occasionally exposed to a few seconds of it. It really and truely is an awful movie - and not just because of the creepy Uncanny Valley factor, and the nuclear Santa. The writing is just awful, and you can tell that Hanks was just dailing this one in. The movie has more padding than a linebacker because it was like a 10 page kid's book stretched out into a feature film. And the so-called 'musical numbers'? When I saw that Hot Chocolate song I about ralphed. The Polar Express movie is a massive stinkburger that should have been on MST3K.