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Tim Hortons Sponsors a Hockey Team from Kenya
Nuff people say they know they cant believe, Kenya we have a hockey team.
C-note
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Your video, Why North Carolina Can't Solve Its Hog Poop Problem, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.
Zawash
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Your video, Weezer - Can't Knock The Hustle (starring Rivers Wentz), has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.
ant
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Your video, "No You CAN'T Don't Even Try" --ST:TNG S4E8's Riker, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.
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Is "Talking White" Actually A Thing?
Dude I cant tell your "race" even seeing you. I mean I see you are not scandinavian, but thats it.
People pretend all the time.
People pretend to be tall (or at least have long legs), be intelligent, have a pleasant symmetrical face, good eyesight, no speech impediments, facial and other hair under control, real teeth, clothes, watches, handbags, cars, its all a game. Why would race be the exception?
So you generally make a better impression over the phone if you talk white, does this mean that white people buy that much more stuff or is this particular form of racial favoritism prevalent among black people too?
We have an almost reverse form of this that is quite perverse. A lot of vietnamese small shop owners operate here and speak in peculiar mangled Czech - turns out some of them can speak well, but play along with the stereotype because it makes their racist customers happy.
eric3579
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https://videosift.com/video/Seth-Cracks-Up-Amber-Jokes-Seth-Cant-Tell
This made me so happy. Hope it brightens your day too.
The Check In: Betsy DeVos' Rollback of Civil Rights
This appears to be the gist of the argument. I hate to be that guy, stepping aside for someone who works harder yet cant beat my score. Its nice to help other people but not by shooting yourself in the foot.
No white male with a 1600 and 4.0 is being turned away for a black woman with 1000 and 2.9, they might be turned away for a black woman with 1550 and 3.8 because she likely worked much harder to achieve those scores, indicating she'll do even better on a level field.
Mordhaus
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Congratulations! Your video, And that's why I can't wash my Jeep, has reached the #1 spot in the current Top 15 New Videos listing. This is a very difficult thing to accomplish but you managed to pull it off. For your contribution you have been awarded 2 Power Points.
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Mordhaus
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Your video, And that's why I can't wash my Jeep, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.
American Dad: Krampus And Steve Duet
Devil Can't Write No Love Song - SNL has been added as a related post - related requested by newtboy on that post.
Deadpool 2 Every Easter Egg and Hidden Reference
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Mordhaus
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Your video, Can't lean on a virtual table, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.
Rick Moranis unretires to play 'Spaceballs' character ...
"most notably rejecting the chance to appear in Paul Feig’s 2015 Ghostbusters reboot. Apparently, the Schwartz is mightier than a proton pack."
I think more likely he knew how big of a turd a Feig-led Ghostbusters reboot would be. I cant understand how it even got funded in the first place.
Ducks in Germany wait for the green signal at a crossing
Shame the CGI is so obvious. Cant they afford decent CGI artists on German television?
Lil Dicky - Too High (Official Video)
Lyrics -
Verse 1
Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks
Im wit ma team in this bitch, and we all getting lit
I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick
And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja
And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong
And the dope im on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong
Getting real high
Watching funny videos of bill nye
Tell me that this jam isn't still fly --
Bill nye theme song
now im getting hungry than a muthafucka
put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400
whered I put that honey mustard
lookin all around the cupboard for that muthafucka
until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week.
How long do them thangs keep?
Guess I better ask jeeves
go get ma computer but im staring at the damn screen
Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be
The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed
Now ya man is fucked...
Chorus
And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
but I think im way too high
and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
but I think ma brains too fried
and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
im praying that I make it
afraid im goin to dieeeee
I'm too blazed, it's too late
to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high
Verse 2
now im freakin out up in this bitch
cant control it and ma homies passin round another spliff
so I bolted to the BR
Consulted with the mirror
Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic
Cuz the weed in you beating you
then all a sudden im on the toilet beating ma penis blue
but I aint cummin because as im imagining fucking something
that pretty girl im humping
becoming my fuckin cousin, or mother or brother
or some other fucking disgusting person
ma brain is bein strange, cuz im high as a plane
I aint deranged, im just saying it's a violent strain
So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars
Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars
Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit
Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script
How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a
Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing
Man im high as fuckkkk
Chorus
And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
but I think im way too high
and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
but I think ma brains too fried
and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
im praying that I make it
afraid im goin to dieeeee
I'm too blazed, it's too late
to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high
verse 3
rock hard cock, cuz im watching katy perry
in her video the whole world's made of candy
damn...I aint even got no candy
so now at the fucking c store
where ya man be torn than a mafucka
peanut eminems or a twix
cant commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands
goddamn now im weary of the man -- yeah the cashier
homeland, Nazir!
s-s-s-so damn tweaked I cant even cross the mothafuckin street
gotta wait until that muthafucka's green
now im back up at the crib, and im laughin at giraffes long necks
gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex
crafted a long text, took about an hour
took a scary shower, now im sitting naked on the ground
man im fucked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up.
This sucks im high as fuck.
Chorus
And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
but I think im way too high
and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
but I think ma brains too fried
and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
im praying that I make it
afraid im goin to dieeeee
I'm too blazed, it's too late
to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high
outtro