Some men just don't know how to speak to women without pissing them off.

I haven't bothered to watch one of those old spice videos. Are they funny or something?

Oh Equality - how selectively you are invoked.

I work in an office with 1 dude and a bunch of girls. Almost all of them are single, and they go on and on and on about guys and how hot they are and how they are assholes and how this one guy, was like, oh my god, SOOO cute, and all that bullshit.

So I said to my buddy "Hey what'd you think about that fantastic pair of tits we saw outside?"

GASP! Angry looks! Girls looking at each other shaking their heads. One girl even said "That's Sexual Harassment". I said "I'm not talking about your tits, so whats the problem?" "Well I'm not comfortable with that kind of language" "Well, frankly, I'm not comfortable with you facebook-stalking some guy you met last night, talking about how he has a 6 pack" "Well, that's none of your business" "No, it isn't...and that fantastic rack we saw outside is none of yours"

I think she missed the point. Occasionally they still talk as if we don't exist, and whenever they do I make sure to say something to rile them up. I hope they report me to our supervisors. I would have a field day taking them apart.