The Bic pen reviews are legendary...

http://www.amazon.com/Cristal-Ballpoint-Medium-Point-Black/dp/B00006IE6X/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=office-products&qid=1215441448&sr=8-1

Oh, I love the turbo encabulator one...

Huzzah! I just found a new way to waste my time, thanks dag!

The nerds at my audio company have been laughing at that.