Also, he said if you wanted him to return faster you could upvote every video here and that might help to persuade him. I don't make the rules, I just report them.

Hi, my name is gorgonheap, and I'm a KP addict. It started shortly after he joined videosift. His comments were just so witty that while reading one I started choking on the water I was drinking. That scared me, it really scared me man. Now I've been clean for a while. And with luck, next time he rolls around the site I'll have the strength to hit the ignore button.

me can has kono-siden?

Damn you Kronos, are you trapped in another dimension? Come back here and say hi yourself!

( miss you)

I do hope I didn't have a hand in scaring him off, because it was never my intent. In any case, I'm keeping my fingers crossed for the valiant return of our time-god.

A jolly good fellow, that kp.

Yeah, I was wondering where that guy went. We never had a close "sift relationship," but I always liked seeing what he had to say about stuff.

Also blankfist is a liar.

If you want to have sex with KP, bleedingsnowman, I might be able to arrange that. He likes anyone with a large cock or a Beastmaster Avatar.

OMG HAHAHAHA!

^What a bunch of sissies.

(And The Beastmaster is teh HOT.)

Yay! Yer back!!!! It's about gawddammed time!