sad, but true

The FBI...needs to change the name of their headquarters.

Well, if they pay the by the minute...

Santa Claus is watching too.

"He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!"

Then there's that Jesus guy, always peeking in when you're trying to rub one out...

santa claus is imaginary, fbi will raid your house with guns.

s/guns/phallic symbols/

after a loved one dies im always mildly convinced theyre watching me for a few months afterwards

It's all fun and games until the FBI gets it in the eye.