He whispered, "Hey, dipshit... You're holding your phone the. wrong. way."

the gorilla came up to his ear and he whispered to him.

I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico...

I wouldn't let that guy whisper anything in my ear.

His wife was excited to discover the secret of the trout whisperer's skill while picking scales out of her husband's swim trunks-The hammock would also have to be laundered.

Confused, I was expecting Wham!'s Careless Whisper, a la Sexy Sax Man.

That might have been even better: http://videosift.com/video/Sexy-sax-man-serenade

I applaud this brave man for putting what he believes in above his own well being. This man is a hero and his name ought to be whispered in awe: qwop guy.

@bareboards2
my comment was not really directed at you my dear.i painted my premise with a broad brush that expanded from this thread and addressed something i have found to be more and more practiced on the sift.

you posted your reasons why you used the ignore.
to get rid of the "rabble" and make it easier to read posts you enjoy.
now if that means posts that you agree with or dont find offensive ..well..that is kind of my point.

and you are so right.we all have a right to our opinion and in my opinion to sequester posts you disagree or find offensive is intellectually weak.

@VoodooV you literally just made my entire point by your post and i dont know if that was on purpose or by freak accident.

while i agree with your assertion that @shinyblurry tends to wade in the copy/paste waters and he dwells in circular logic land.you have to give the boy props for lending a perspective of a christian fundamentalist on a mainly secular left site.

that boy can rile you all up like a stick to a hornets nest.which is endless entertainment for me.

but lets change that paradigm shall we?
why dont you head down to your nearest baptist church and hand out fliers concerning evolution to the congregation and tell them god doesnt exist.

then maybe you would know what it feels like to get blasted by all sides at once.while shiny lacks in clear debate skills.you gotta admire his courage.

as for @chingalera seeking attention.
i dunno.
maybe you are right.
but the real question is how did you come to that conclusion?
by what means did you discern his intentions?motivations?
crystal ball? black magic? a little fairy come by and whisper in your ear?

no.
you used your OWN subjective understanding.your OWN experiences to presume the motivations of another sifter.
thats weak sauce and you better than that.

and then..finally..you ask for a daddy to come in straighten out the people who you:disagree with.argue in a way you dont find constructive (but may be they do).derail threads that maybe you would have enjoyed more if those pesky kids hadnt messed everything up.

the world dont revolve around you so get over yourself man.for fuck sakes!

i was sincere when i said i love your commentary because i truly do.
smart,witty and you usually have something to say.i ADORE your commentary but you are being self righteous on this thread.

i did something very similar last week to @renatojj and he called me out.he was right and i was wrong.

stop trying to impose your ideals of what constructive participation is based solely on your own and limited understanding.
this is not your sift but rather OURS and things will become chaotic at times.

the sift is organic.
allow it to metamorph into whatever it will become.
we do not need a big daddy to direct where it goes and thats the beauty of this site.

the irony in all this exchange between you and i is that i feel you have something to say and have always admired that about you.
allow other people to have their say as well.

I keep wanting the guy at 5:08 to subtly whisper to the lady in the red dress, mentioning the distraction. Because I'm pretty sure it is bad form to personally mention to a woman that her cameltoe is distracting, if you are a guy.

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Upvote for bing whispering questions to google

Looks more like massaging than whispering to me

He says words like "attractive" to subconsciously seed the word 'tractor' into the volunteers mind..

Just kidding. He whispers "tractor" into his ear.

I'd kiss Helen Mirren like it was my first, kiss that other chick after like Mann did, and turn around and whisper in Helen's ear...then hope Helen would take me home.

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Helen_Mirren-hot-.jpg

*in my whisper voice* Noodle can you hear me?

Reminds me of a favourite Goon Show moment.

Badly paraphrased:
Eccles, shouting, banging on the door: "Help! Help!"
Min, inside: "Would you be quiet, there are people trying to sleep in here."
Eccels: "Sorry." (whispering) "help. help"