Defeating Voldemort really boosted his confidence

Superman vs Voldemort?

Thanks I was actually going to link that myself but got sidetracked. >> ^EvilDeathBee:

http://videosift.com/video/Voldemort-hugs-Draco-Extended-cut

http://videosift.com/video/Voldemort-hugs-Draco-Extended-cut

You're trolling... it won't work... must resist trolls.

AUGH! Ralph Fiennes plays the role of Voldemort!

>pant< >pant<

I feel dirty now. Someone hand me a wet-wipe.

>> ^Payback:

>> ^jmd:
>> ^Payback:
...but Ralph Fiennes really does look like Voldemort.

Thats the joke

blank stare

>> ^jmd:

>> ^Payback:
...but Ralph Fiennes really does look like Voldemort.

Thats the joke


**blank stare**

>> ^Payback:

...but Ralph Fiennes really IS Voldemort.


fix't

...but Ralph Fiennes really does look like Voldemort.

>> ^RadHazG:

Anyone else just watching Ralph and wishing his agent a painful death? He is not so far gone an actor that he should be on some ridiculous show in his pajama's reading fan fiction porn about one of his characters. He's way to good for this tripe.


True he's one of those guys that plays a bad guy so well that he's on my list of people to brutally murder with a lead pipe. Him in "In Bruges" was simply amazing...the hate in me broiled practically the whole movie.

>> ^spoco2:

@gorillaman There's no real point getting into semantics and legal statures, the point is this is porn written about an old man touching up a boy, the language of the piece itself uses those terms... so I don't care particularly if it's 'legal' or not, it's creepy and smacks an awful lot like child porn.


Oh it's just some words you big baby. Christ next you're gonna start getting all flustered about "Nigger Jim" in The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.

Now onto the real crux of the matter...you have fucking Voldemort on your show and you don't tackle him and start beating the crap outa him?! I don't get it...people just don't take the defense of our magical world seriously!

>> ^spoco2:

You know... that was pretty much child porn fan fiction, so I can't say I find that particularly amusing.


Harry Potter ought to be of age in the UK by the fifth book. If I remember the movies correctly, Voldemort doesn't come back until the fourth and they don't get any private time together until the fifth.

However, according to Wikipedia the books are set before the Sexual Offences (Amendment) Act of 2000, which equalised the ages of consent between homosexual and heterosexual sex. Which means, unless this story took place during Deathly Hallows, Voldemort could be in trouble with the muggle authorities. Except he's probably dead; I haven't seen that one yet.

But I think what we should all remember most of all is that Harry Potter isn't a real person.

Probably in an effort to reverse the Voldemort effect.

Racism is tricky.

Louis CK is a master at doing what @garmachi says.... Voldemort, voldemort. I love him and what he manages to convey with some of the worst, objectively offensive language.

He is not cruel. It is not cruel humor.

But unless one is a comic and emotional genius like Louis CK, one would do well to back away from racist humor. It is too easy to get it dead wrong. Even Louis has offended some with this bit. Not me, though.

>> ^garmachi:

>> ^chilaxe:
Why do sifters help spread these kinds of messages... Is that really the society you want to live in?

You mean a world in which hateful language is stripped of its power via the magic of comedy? Why yes, I enjoy living in that world very much.
Voldemort. There, I said it, and nothing happened.


No man, they totally were being racist. I can tell.