Look at my cute little tush, daddy.

...and all she asks is a couple of hours on the weekend to herself for which you will never ask her where she is or what she's doing!
Sounds like a nice trade-off to me! (just kidding)
somebody needs to make a guy version of this.
I can just hear it now:
"I will wake you up in the morning gently stroking your hair and smiling at you softly.
I will work hard all day doing sweaty manly things with my big strong hands like fixing the car or building something or moving heavy objects.
All during the day I will keep walking by you periodically and slapping your ass because it turns me on, or kissing your eyelids because you look so cute when you are concentrating.
When you cook, I will remark at how good it smells as it develops and compliment you profusely while eating.
At night, I will bring you drinks and laugh with you while making stimulating conversation, showing off my inner nerd and flirting with you.
I will match your mood and needs endlessly unless I am extremely tired from working, in which case I will be sure to look cute as I rest and thank you for understanding.
I will react with religious awe when seeing you naked, and make love to you with a different, surprising passion each night and also spontaneously during the day at unexpected moments because you find it delicious to be wanted and I genuinely want you.
I will hold you as you drift off to sleep and listen to your breath as you use my left arm as a pillow and relish loving me for who I am, because I care, and you like falling asleep with your hand on a perfect man tush."
something like that.
hang on a tick, I don't need a virtual guy, I GOT a REAL perfect man!!!!
(somebody please direct my husband to this spontaneous love letter of a comment of sorts, lol...thanks )

Looks like another stupid Leslie Nielson film... but.. thats the whole point isn't it? Thats what makes it so darn great!

This scene alone makes it worth seeing on the big screen.

If you see this movie though, be sure to wear your personal energy shield device.. as Xenu will without a doubt attempt to Flash Gordon Ray-Gun your tush into non-corporeal Thetan limbo.

Ptoo! Ptoo! Ptoo! Zap! Ptoo! Fizz!

All the women watching thought 'what skill and grace!' and then paid attention to the show. All the men thought 'nice tush', hoping the camera would pan somewhere more interesting.

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Pray all you want.

Of course, nothing substantive will come of it, other than possibly delusional self-satisfaction that -you- are -so- special that some omnipotent life form that created 'everything', the universe, the cosmos, and every atom, actually gives a flying frick about your personal yeast infection.. or that your dog crapped on the floor, or that you gambled away your measly $7 per hour income at the dog track... or that you -truly- want to kick that drug habit -this- time, but simply lack the inner power to do it yourself. Thus you wish upon a star, hoping 'magic' will get you out of the craphole of a bind that you got your sorry tush into.

Good luck.

Take actual action.. or pray about it. You decide.

Psh, old world my tush. I was thinking something along the lines of Istanbul. (Not Constantinople!)