I'm gonna pop some tags
only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I'm I'm hunttin, looking for a come up
this is fucking awesome

Now, walk up to the club like what up I got a big cock
I'm so pumped i bought some shit from the thrift shop
Ice in the brandies so damn frosty the people like
damn, that's a cold ass hunky
rollin and hella deep had it to the..in me
dressed in all pink cept' my gator shoes those are green
drapped in a leopard mink girls standing next to me
probably shoulda washed this smells like R. Kelly sheets
Pisss

But shit he was 99 cents, bug it copin and washin it
bout to go and get some compliments
passin upon those mochassins someone else is been walking
and bout me and grudgie fuckin man I'm stuck in a closet
and say but my money in the ..I'm happy thats a bargain
bitch I'ma take you grandpa style, I'ma take you grandpa style
no for real ask your grandpa can i have his hand-me-downs
thank you my Lord jump suit as house slippers
doukie brown leather jacket that i found diggin
They had a broken keyboard, I bought a broken keyboard
I bought a ski blanket then I bought a knee board
hello hello my ace man my mellow
John Wayne ain't got nothing now my friends game hello
I could take some pro wings make em' cool sell those
this sneaker head will be like, awww he got the velcro

I'm gonna pop some tags
only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I'm I'm hunttin, looking for a come up
this is fucking awesome

Whatcha know bout rockin the wolf on your noggin
whatcha knowin about wearin a fur fox skin
I'm diggin, I'm diggin I'm searching right through that luggage
one man's trash that's another's man's come up
make your grand dad were donatein that plaid button
up shirt 'cause right now I'm up and looking her stuntin
I'm at the GoodWill you can find me in that
I'm not I'm not searchin in that section
your Grammy your auntie, your mommy your mammy
I'll take those flanel zebra jammies seconhand I'll rock that mother fucker
they built the oneesie with the socks on mother fucker
I hit the party and they stop in that mother fucker
they be like oh that Gucci that..tight
I'm like y'all that's fifty dollars for a T-shirt
limited edition lets to do some simple addition
fifty dollars for a T-shirt that's just some ignorant bitch she
I call that getting swindled and perished
I call that getting tricked by business
that shirts hella dope and i bliss im one
in six other people in this club a hella dome
eat game come take a look through my telescope
tryin to get girls from my brand man you hella wont
man you hella wont

I'm gonna pop some tags
only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I'm I'm hunttin, looking for a come up
this is fucking awesome

I wear your grandest clothes
I look incredible
I'm in this big ass coat
from that thrift shop down the road
(Little Girl)
Is that your grandmas coat?

Dude! Who you tryin' to fool? You are SO gay!
In reply to this comment by dag:
Just to be clear Caiden and I are most definitely *NOT* gay.

>> ^Unsung_Hero:

Good thing he wasn't a Wayans Brother.


Not one upvote?

"That joke’s better than you acted. Perhaps it’s not. Maybe it’s dumb. It could be. I hear you, man. I'm not a fuckin', genius, for Christ's sake, you know? I'm just tryin' to tell some jokes. Shit, who the fuck are you?"
-Mitch Hedberg

I found them in YouTube videos' comments. Try them next time.


In reply to this comment by enoch:
In reply to this comment by ant:
*cinema

That was only part 1. Three more:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EWLmT2omA4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoMnHpg198I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mVXKS-8j0I


thanks man!
i was tryin to find them and it boggled me i couldnt find the rest of em.
thank u for taking the time my friend.

In reply to this comment by ant:
*cinema

That was only part 1. Three more:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EWLmT2omA4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoMnHpg198I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mVXKS-8j0I


thanks man!
i was tryin to find them and it boggled me i couldnt find the rest of em.
thank u for taking the time my friend.

@shang

Right.. don't be a racist asshole sympathizer. Zimmerman is guilty of murder. Plain and simple.

Trayvon wasn't doing anything criminal that night. He was just tryin' to get home.

Trayvon is not a thug. Zimmerman murdered a teenager cause he's a coward.

been tryin to help this dude get this song sifted.
i mean..come on!
this song is fantastic!
http://videosift.com/video/SpectraSoul-ft-Terri-Walk-Light-In-The-Dark

Oh god, I hope that Protoss was just messin and tryin to win wit just cannons or wow is he bad.

And I normally don't much like the commentary on these vids, but they won me over when they started talking about the old Protoss voices.
BW Zealot: I LONG FOR COMBAT
SC2 Zealot: We cannot hold :*(

and thats why I play Zerg now :3

Just tryin' to help here

so that was jigga and qm's point!
was tryin to figure what they were on about.
guess thats cuz i didnt see that as being the main point.

"Yeah so, I fucked up my aston martin tryin' to drift it. Insurance covers that, right?"

Tho.. don't you kinda want "Stability" when making a turn like that or.. on a straight away ..or for anything you do while in the car, really.

In reply to this comment by shuac:
You mean this one?

http://videosift.com/video/I-Am-Godzilla-You-Are-Japan-1

I recently replaced it with a spanish version since the english version no longer exists anywhere on YouTube. But look how many times I had to beg before it was sifted. Your average Sifter just doesn't care about movies.

In reply to this comment by enoch:
In reply to this comment by shuac:
"things to do in denver when your dead"

My dead what?


fixed ya bitch.
you ever seen it? its pretty awesome.
i was tryin to find the scene with treat williams and steve buscemi.
"your reputation far exceeds your skills" but i only found it buried in a much longer clip.



yeppers..
thats the one.
there are a few movie lovers here on the sift and those who also share my love of music and the incredibly large amount of wasted brain space i have devoted to trivia and pop culture.
i post mainly to archive and to share with other fellow peeps who may enjoy a gem they may have missed.
i know many sifters have hooked me up to music or movies i may never have seen or heard.
you are one of those peeps my friend.
and for that i say thank you.

You mean this one?

http://videosift.com/video/I-Am-Godzilla-You-Are-Japan-1

I recently replaced it with a spanish version since the english version no longer exists anywhere on YouTube. But look how many times I had to beg before it was sifted. Your average Sifter just doesn't care about movies.

In reply to this comment by enoch:
In reply to this comment by shuac:
"things to do in denver when your dead"

My dead what?


fixed ya bitch.
you ever seen it? its pretty awesome.
i was tryin to find the scene with treat williams and steve buscemi.
"your reputation far exceeds your skills" but i only found it buried in a much longer clip.

Of course I've seen it, Mammy-Rammer. The best acting job in the film goes to Christopher Lloyd, for his speech about the old man that died when Jimmy was trying to give him the plane tickets. Buckwheats, chugging cock, bitches bastard: the film is infinitely quotable.

<shuac holds up his hand> Boat drinks, enoch.

In reply to this comment by enoch:
In reply to this comment by shuac:
"things to do in denver when your dead"

My dead what?


fixed ya bitch.
you ever seen it? its pretty awesome.
i was tryin to find the scene with treat williams and steve buscemi.
"your reputation far exceeds your skills" but i only found it buried in a much longer clip.