no vote from me 'cause she dissed swingers.

good on yer double-swinger too, rs...we need more cynical god-bogglers on the planet-man(maybe you can get yer own Jon Syweart-type show one day.....
19 hrs into this post, Mother's Day pretty much done, and only 3 people here show any interest in their mammies-....and you folks get all up in my shit for painting such a grim scenario for the future of this planet-shiiiiit...You better come give some proppage to dad's burden, kiddies-

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jeeeeez, I can see why the whole, internet bully thing is an issue for some folks....from the looks of the last 5-7 comments, it's apparent that most of the roasters here, have struggled with self-esteem most of their short, extremely white lives, as well as potty-training in those very early years, until at least the age of 7-And sad to say for your sake karaidl, it seems they have reserved some of the least inspired, sophomoric, and anemic remarks for this 3rd and what let’s hope, final, anal-expulsion, shit, cock, balls puke, and fuck fest.

If you will peruse some of the inspired ejaculations karaidl has graced this site with, you will see that he is not afraid to speak his mind, unlike the bulk of the most outspoken here on the sift, who can’t stop speaking Other People’s Minds, with control “C”, and control “V’, as their only hedge, between themselves, and a career stint in the fast-food industry, animal hospice care, etc. Give most of these cretins an opportunity to pen some creative musings, and it’s straight to the men’s restroom at an interstate rest stop…..what I wrote, who I called, and how much it produced or stunk.

About the only thing bad about having the awareness of a thousand lifetimes, crammed into a plump, chronologically challenged being, is how bitter and disillusioned he is bound to become when at age 30, the witless boobs to follow his generation, will provide constant irritation, and the nagging temptation to, slay, skin, and smoke. He will have left Las Vegas after making sure his Mother is well-cared for, by his harem of whores, professional gamblers and grifters, and of course, his dealers-all wondering what they will do, when Master Teat, moves on, to greener pastures, and hairy bush.
At 20, he will turn down scholarships to various trade schools and mining concerns, and turn all his energies towards entrepreneurship….Celebrity Bobble-Cock Dolls, and skin-care/massage parties.(I can get clients and do scheduling, man)

Humble beginnings will lead to noble effort, and drug and fork abuse.

Your children will start coming to find out who their real daddy is after seeing their mother’s reactions to how many swinger’s blogs have posted user comments and photos, some of which have them standing in front of their mirrors, wondering, “Why is MY mom is so much older than the other kids’ moms?”

Seriously now, waist-down naked, and boyish charm will get you as far as the back door, before you smell the aroma from ma’s kitchen….and before you know it, you’re young again…at 36, with a lot less hair, and a breech at every stitch in yer sweatsuit.
I see a future of service to the community……a neighborhood kid’s bike and sporting goods equipment collection, and monthly garage sales, proceeds going to your favorite cause, ample paper products in all baths and computer/game-station rooms.

Growing up coddled, unparented and sensory-enriched by cathode-ray addiction, subjected to pathetic primary and secondary educations, with a sense of arrogance, entitlement, and privilege, having attended even worse colleges and universities, has afflicted most of the users on this site, but you Karaidl, have the ability and distinction, of being in a similar situation, and actually using it to your advantage, and attempting the unending process of self-awareness…..unlike your some of your elders here, who couldn’t wrangle a stray thought after a blow to the skull, much less work to become more in tune with themselves.

Salute to you Karaidl, we need more like you here, and less like these others, most of which I would not trust to call me a fucking cab, should I ever have the dis-pleasure of meeting them in person. You know who you are, at least if you think you might, the sentiment is appreciated……

I've known an awful lot of people who met their mate in pubs/bars. I've also had conversations with guys in bars that were just charming and wonderful.

Personally, the best pickup technique tried on me in a bar has to do with dancing well (I just love the swing dance scene in Swingers).

And, personally, I vote for ignoring the trolls. Well, also in remembering who they are so I know to ignore them permanently (but then, I was the only person inthe whole sift who was in favor of an ignore feature).

Swingers! One of my favorite comedies, and one of the few things I liked Vince Vaughn in. Great sift.

For "Swingers" movie trivia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swingers_%281996_film%29

Learn how to become swingers at http://www.coupledoingit.com

Um...is it just me or did something happen to that last swinger?

classic stuff. upvote for the King of the Swingers !!

appendium to the list:
3. Furies
8. Pearl Necklace
5. French Maids and Midgets
11. Swingers? Or maybe 'Swing the other way'?
13a. I see a Diaper too
13b. Latex (the bodysuit)

Three of the five girls are married swingers now.

also discussed by characters in "swingers", in the scene that's a copy of the opening of reservoir dogs.