It’s almost like you forgot that every congressperson charged with child trafficking is a Republican, every one charged with pedophilia a Republican, every one that knowingly covered for years of forced sexual abuse of children a Republican. Everyone trying to pass laws making it legal for adults to marry 9 year old children and have sex with them is a Republican. Every person claiming their political colleagues have wild drug fueled orgies is a Republican.
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Every one filmed lusting after 10 year olds and cat calling them in public is a Republican. Every one who said the thing they have most in common with their young daughter is “sex” is a Republican. Every one that bragged about trying to buy their way into their friends wife’s pants repeatedly is a Republican. Everyone we know that left their pregnant wives to sleep with porn stars without protection is a Republican. Every one that hosted private parties for Epstein, some they attended with no other adults allowed was a Republican.
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The way you people project this nonsense makes me believe that somewhere out there is a pizza place with a basement where your elected officials rape, murder, and eat very small children. It sounded completely insane when the accusations were made, but you people ARE completely insane AND guilty of EVERY charge you morons lob at Democrats.

Democrats, on the other hand, are never brought up on child rape and sex trafficking charges, never have photos come out proving their debauchery, do not have a party platform based entirely on scapegoating and hating huge groups based on skin color, nationality, sexual preference, gender, etc….all protected classes under the constitution btw.
Democrats also don’t try to overthrow democracy because they lost an election and can’t accept it.
Democrats also don’t legislate based on frauds like Desantis, don’t put out insane lies about their opponents, accusing them of child molestation without evidence, certainly not just as a fund raising plot. They don’t set up straw men like CRT to give their base something to be outraged about despite it being fantasy. They don’t create a big lie that the election they ran was fraught with fraud (with absolutely zero evidence besides the frauds they committed themselves).

You really should try looking in a mirror sometimes. If you think you hate Democrats over these false charges, you are going to really hate yourself. Party of debauchery….if you really believe that’s the Democratic Party and not Republicans, you had a clinical break from reality and need professional help before you hurt yourself or others.

You are so delusional you could be committed if we only knew your real name.

Edit: I suppose I should thank you for being such a ridiculous blowhard that always buys into the Republican lies, without you I would have no idea what nonsense needs debunking. You couldn’t be a better straight man even if your name was Laurel.

IMO, no, it's not JUST her over the top attitude and total lack of manners and self control, it's also her insistence that the business support her and deny the trans woman, clearly thinking her emotional comfort should trump the trans woman's ability to participate fully in society.

It's definitely unreasonable to insist businesses break state and federal laws to provide her a penis free locker room, barring the trans woman from using the facilities. Remember, these are the same people that want to exclude not just trans people, but also gay people from not just locker rooms, but bathrooms, pools, tanning salons, anywhere you might see them partially undressed or they might see you partially undressed. I've seen people take that mentality to the public beach, telling gay men they can't be there because they might see a straight man or boy in shorts and lust after them, and claiming a mild pda (a kiss, hand holding) is illegal.

She had the problem, not the business, not the law. If she wants a penis free locker room, she should build her own.

Now I'll ask you, how is her daughter harmed by seeing a naked flaccid penis? The American puritanical mindset about nakedness is sick. There's nothing wrong with seeing a naked person, it won't hurt you.

Is not the "immorality" of homosexuality derived from Leviticus, in the Old Testament? (and as I read it, it only speaks about bi-sexuality, laying with a man as you lay with a woman is not the same thing as homosexuality, homosexuality is a man laying with a man as a different, straight man lays with a woman)

If, as research suggests, that's the case, are not those who advocate against homosexuality non-Christians? Didn't Jesus teach that love and acceptance for others supplants all the Old Testament rules?
If not, why do Christians not picket Red Lobster for serving shellfish and Banana Republic for selling blended fabrics, and hold re-education seminars for shrimp and spandex lovers?

I was there! I saw this live!

You can't see it, but the one on the end really noshed down.

You also don't see that during the commercial break, Mr Colbert was obviously distressed by the hotness of the wings. He might have been laughing, but he drank a lot of water and was struggling.

What a night to see it live. Steven Carrell! And if I were a straight man or a gay woman into Femmes, it would have been total heaven!

There's a very good reason CNN isn't as effective as Fox. That's because they are both right wing "news" organizations. CNN is the fall guy, the straight man, the under dog that will never land a proper punch; and that's by design. News in the States is an embarrassment.

Different styles. Dave is the straight man, Conan is a goof. Not sure how to compare them, though I do enjoy Conan's show more, as it's wackier. But I think that's mostly personal preference, rather than an objective comparison.

Also, what's wrong with sleeping around with someone like your daughter? Society has been wrong about a lot of things and the whole genetic offspring thing is pretty moot with contraceptives. I don't want to have child with my wife, so why would someone impregnate their daughter? Old Boy ending. Wow, that's fucked up. Or is it?

Creating a twilight zone for humans is SO easy. You just take a flimsy idea that has a misconstrued connotation for the continuation of society and/or the species, and then you disagree with it. It's so simple too! Tastes just like candy.

I dunno, there is a bit more than that. There are the long reaction shots (notably the vacant expression ones), and most importantly, the crazy but played straight-man characters. I'm not so sure about the editing either, that in particular strikes me as very Anderson-esque (though, in a way it's also Kubrick-esque, and to a lesser degree Coppola-esque, because nothing comes from nowhere).

Jordan Schlansky has proved to be a perfect straight-man for O'Brien's schtick-

oh god that was sweet.
I prepared my body in various ways.
That sounds written, but I so hope that it was what he actually said.

But the guy was perfect seriously.
He realizes that Conan has found the perfect straight man to his craziness and he just takes it and plays the part.

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By most accounts Chevy was a bit of a jerk off-camera on the show - but he still had some great, truly funny moments - usually playing the straight man.

I thought the best part was that he opted be decent human being and unfold them all too.

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The best part is he never laughs or breaks character. He straight mans it the whole time.

The best part is he never laughs or breaks character. He straight mans it the whole time.

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James Franco is an arrogant douche.


Yeah you know, you'd think he'd be pretty cool, right? He doesn't want to play the straight man to Mr. Williamson here but he's so ill-equipped for any other role. Just like that time hosting the Oscars, he probably feels his mere presence is enough to entertain. It isn't.

What do we call these roles? Jimmy's playing the role of some unusual straight man making us all laugh by being very straight faced insisting that Rosanne is not just joking. It makes it funny, because she'd have to be insane to be serious.

That was the bit, right?

Tell me that was the bit.

Or do we honestly have another celebrity that seriously believes that orphans in places like Liberia, Darfur, the Congo and North Korea wouldn't be starving if only there was more food grown in America?

I also don't like the show - but mostly because it just isn't FUNNY. I've watched entire episodes and never so much as chuckled. It just doesn't have any real zip. The rebooted Scooby Doo cartoon has more humor in it. And what they are doing to Bugs Bunny is just a crime. He has gone from being a wise-guy protagonist to being a flavorless straight-man. He isn't funny at all.

But I have to disagree (a little) on Daffy. Daffy was only the 'clever, crazy' character for about a third of his animated shorts - and those were all in the beginning of his career as a character. After a while, he shifted from 'crazy/clever' into a variety of roles. Heck - he was even the 'bad guy' in a lot of the Speedy Gonzalez shorts.

I agree with you. I liked him a lot better when he was absolutely zonkers. Some of my favorite DD shorts are the ones where he is an obnoxious, loony pest and Porky Pig is the frustrated by what he's doing. Those were where Daffy was at his best.

The video is OK. The show really just blows chunks. It takes some of the funniest cartoon characters America ever created, and turns them into an episode of Seinfeld without the humor. Hopefully they figure this out at some point and fix it. I like the Road Runner / Wiley shorts though - they actually are funny and keep the characters true.