>> ^Payback:
>> ^grahamslam:

...And I guess the sarcasm in my lowly attempt at humor by objectifying the nice young girl who plays the harp so elegantly, was lost upon you.

Lowly attempt at humor, yes. Sarcasm? I didn't see any.
However, choggie's reply was dripping with it.


"Sarcasm is a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual."

Hmm...so I guess you were right. Since I really would do her on the floor then I wasn't being sarcastic.

And MarineGunrock, since, I, didn't, use, a, comma, I usually eat breath for mornings only. Helps me wake up.

>> ^grahamslam:

...And I guess the sarcasm in my lowly attempt at humor by objectifying the nice young girl who plays the harp so elegantly, was lost upon you.


Lowly attempt at humor, yes. Sarcasm? I didn't see any.

However, choggie's reply was dripping with it.

>> ^grahamslam:
I will now eat breath and live the sift so I can be just like yourself.

Wait... how do you eat breath? Do you freeze it first or something?

>> ^choggie:
hmmmmm grahamslam , let's see what thee here posted since your tenure here......
yeah, thought so......( rendering truck approaches) "Yer rides' here!!"


I guess my 474 votes mean nothing to such an elitist as yourself. I'm sorry, I will now eat breath and live the sift so I can be just like yourself. I thought people gained ground on the sift for not attacking other individuals, but wait, maybe its only the peons who cannot spew trolling hate threads for no other purpose than to attack someone. My bad, thanks for teaching me the ways of the sift.

And I guess the sarcasm in my lowly attempt at humor by objectifying the nice young girl who plays the harp so elegantly, was lost upon you.

Okay, a lesson about the objectification of women.

Done right: This is clearly a woman with tremendous passion for music, creatively blending a very unorthodox classical instrument with a powerful piece of classic rock music. You can see her perfect posture, the graceful movement of her hands across the instrument. You can see that faraway, wistful look on her beautiful face as she revels in the enjoyment of the piece...what man could resist her?

Done wrong: Dude, she's hot. I'd love to climb her Stairway to Heaven.

Of course not, but first: "Hey baby! You're an object! Rawr!"
>> ^rottenseed:
Watch out...you wouldn't want to "objectify" her.

>> ^jwray:
Not as good as it could be because of her hesitation as she looks on the sheet music. That's like giving a speech with awkward pauses as you look for the next words on the script.


She turns her head away from the harp so she can breathe in.

>> ^grahamslam:
I wouldn't kick her out of bed, except to fuck her on the floor. Oh yeah, and the harp was cool.


Classy.

>> ^Names:
oh yeah, just happens to be the BEST PART. I was waiting for it too.


I don't know, I think the "rock out" part kinda has to be missed. It would sound stupid/jeuvenile given the instrument. Now if she had someone on bass backing her...

She's missing the middle of the song:

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

>> ^jwray:
Not as good as it could be because of her hesitation as she looks on the sheet music. That's like typing with your eyes on the keyboard.

You have obviously never been to a classical concert.

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
and she's buying a Stairway to Heaven

and if you play Stairway to Heaven backwards...

All we really have here is someone's hot button issue exposed, like choggies surprising outburst (surprised me anyway) about gay marriage. Other people go all road rage when flag burning is discussed, or abortion.

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Tell me they don't play "Stairway to Heaven" and I will label them the best cover band I've heard.