My vote is for something simple that follows the naming convention of the site, such as [drum roll]... *sifttalk. I'd also second the nomination for *discuss, because it makes a helluva a lot more sense than {*}blog, because to the lamen (such as me) that invocation makes me think you should blog someone's video because it's cool and you think it's worthy of a discussion.

Though, *spork is pretty high up there, too.

*WACK-A-MOLE
*SPORK
*TAZE

I think the darkness actually adds to the atmosphere...
In reply to this comment by Spork:
I'm sure this would be brilliant and cute... if I could see it.

What, nobody thought to dial up the brightness in post? Clearly not worth my $9.50.

Oh wait.

Invocations (dead) cannot be called by Spork because Spork is not privileged - sorry.

"..nothing but a spoon will do..." But... that's not a spoon! That's a spork..

LOL, spork.