Bill Dance is the greatest fishermen to ever walk the earth. All he needs is a comfy seat, a spinner bait he can slow roll, and his 14 pound Stren Easycast line, and he can catch anything that swims in water without having to stand up.

Chris made this on a lark to poke a bit of fun at poi spinners who take themselves too seriously. Its delightful mellow fun and utterly silly, but the man has some major skill. For those unfamiliar with poi, poi are balls spun on chains and are sometimes lit on fire. They hurt when they hit you--a lot (ask me how I know this) so there is one part of the clip where Chris is a brave man indeed.

I'd like to see a bunch of cup stackers in a bloody riot with pen spinners.