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True Facts: Pigeons Aren't Mindless Peckers
BSRSpecial purpose? Care to share?
I’ve got a mindless pecker! (And a special purpose!)
True Facts: Pigeons Aren't Mindless Peckers
newtboyI’ve got a mindless pecker! (And a special purpose!)
Kamala And The Mushroom Tip
luxintenebrisDon't know whether to compliment or be repulsed by that statement.
If anyone can put their "special purpose" INTO a urinal then either they are unGODly endowed or have a kink rarely (un)covered in adult films.
Perhaps, OVER a urinal would be a better description, but perhaps being accurate isn't a requirement for the poster...or the joke.
EX : two men are taking a leak off a river bridge...
"Water sure is cold today," says one.
"Deep too." replied the other.
Most folks would say they urinated OFF the bridge. IF the term was INTO the river, the urine stream is the part being place INTO the river. (i.e. sort like a stream feeding into a larger stream - - the confluence where Big Bob's Brook meets the Yellow River)
As opposed to "I drop my 'special purpose' into the water for a leak." His 'special purpose' was being INserted into the river.
SO Bob's statement should have read...
"She had more penises in her than the number of times I've put mine into a birdbath."
https://youtu.be/yJJA6WRpvlg?t=76 *
* Context for the term 'special purpose'...although the 2nd half of the clip's letter scene is largely out of context. Hmm...a link to the movie THE JERK in a response to a bk33 comment? How 'bout that?
She had more dick in her than the urinals at Yankee Stadium.
The Jerk: Gorgonheap learns what his special purpose is for
newtboyI have a special purpose!
New Stimulus Bill is $1 Million Per DAY Since Christ's Birth
radxHere's one: a trillion dollars is the market value of derivatives held by Deutsche Bank alone.
How about this one: a trillion dollars is the amount of garbage the Citigroup was storing in SPEs (Special Purpose Entities) at the end of Q3 2008, according to their SEC 10-Q Filing, page 64.
kronosposeidon
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gorgonheapYeah I payed the hooker. Why didn't she show up yet? I'll have to beat her again if she didn't.
In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
You're a hit! The people love you! Now about that blowjob....
In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
The egotist in me tells me not to vote for my reputations sake. My egotism also says I have to upvote anything that talks about me.
kronosposeidon
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gorgonheapP.S. I officially hate you. Yet I can't take my eyes off you...
In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Sorry dude, but I couldn't resist.
schmawy
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kronosposeidonThe true story of how gorgonheap lost his virginity can now be told.
And belated congrats on going Gold. I missed the Sift Talk post because I was so busy for a few days there. Now that you can embed from any site you want, post "2 Girls 1 Cup". All the cool people are doing it.
my15minutes
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kronosposeidonThe true story of how gorgonheap lost his virginity can now be told.
BTW, belated congrats on going Gold 100. Sorry I missed the Sift Talk post; I was really busy there for a few days. Make sure you only * promote videos with dick jokes in them. They are the only ones that are worthy.
MarineGunrock
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kronosposeidonThe true story of how gorgonheap lost his virginity can now be told.
choggie
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kronosposeidonThe true story of how gorgonheap lost his virginity can now be told. It's a wildwestshow thing; I hope you appreciate it.
CaptWillard
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kronosposeidonThe true story of how gorgonheap lost his virginity can now be told.
gorgonheap
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kronosposeidonSorry dude, but I couldn't resist.
E_Nygma
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kronosposeidonThe true story of how gorgonheap lost his virginity can now be told.
MycroftHomlz
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kronosposeidonThe true story of how gorgonheap lost his virginity can now be told.