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Atheist in the Bible Belt outs herself because she is MORAL
My god comments people.
You have spun out of control.
Some nice little lady says "oh but I am an atheist" and it devolves into an atheist vs. christianity debacle.
I am not impressed with how much you can all type.
You need to find a new god....not a non-god or sun-god ...but a spaghetti monster type god that will clear your babbling heads with his noodly appendages.
Deconstructing opening scene of Once Upon a Time in the West
This movie is one of the best Spaghetti Westerns of all.
WTF Japanese Bikini Waxing Commercial - (Wait for it)
Beautiful.
Where else can I read a comment thread that mentions my Grandmas muff while associating spaghetti with pubic hair.
I luv the Sift!
WTF Japanese Bikini Waxing Commercial - (Wait for it)
Nothing sexier than getting pubes the length of spaghetti strands stuck in your throat.
"Hey ladies, remember how good it felt down there when you were eleven?"Thanks to internet porn, even your fucking grandmother trims the beaver hutch nowadays....Quite frankly, we miss the thigh furbies......can't stand stubble and ingrown hars down thars, OH, and tell me this ladies..Does rendering your snatch hairless make that particular area of your anatomy more desirable or aid in her proper function? NO. Hairless beavers are tantamount to corsets and high heels-It's a discomfort endured, touted by horny douchebag males as a hip, new style. Not so thinly-veiled pedo-bear new rules....Notwithstanding my personal tastes, some nappy dugouts are quite hard to regard with relish.....Maybe YOU should consider the laser, hon....
How to Handle the Police When You're Videotaping
Yeah ching, you're simply not a good person.
I'm not excusing their failings. spaghetti monster knows they have a lot of them, but the fact of the matter is that we *need* the police and your paranoid rage towards cops good or bad simply doesn't help things. Be part of the solution, not the problem. and yelling at them really isn't helping anything. You've got a legitimate complaint that cops have a corruptsion or incompetence problem....well work to fix it then instead of whining like a spoiled brat.
Penn Jillette's Bullshit Detector
the idea of a creator is fine with evidence to back it up
as you said, alot of religions have been used destructively
its really easy to replace creator with Invisible Blue Spaghetti Monster That Lives On The Far Side Of The Moon
also, not a single, constructive/positive thing that has come out of religion either directly or as a by-product... could not be achieved through secularism
Cooking Channel Contest (Food Talk Post)
Still my favourite cooking vid was BR's "You're opening packets of spaghetti wrong!"
http://videosift.com/video/YOU-have-been-opening-packets-of-spaghetti-wrong
I load this every time I make carbonara.
Twin Babies Fall Asleep While Eating Spaghetti
Mom's special spaghetti sauce. The secret ingredient is Benadryl.
Twin Babies Fall Asleep While Eating Spaghetti
Twins - 0, Spaghetti - 2. KO!
Santorum we will never have smart people on our side
he should re-read.... or perhaps read for the first time... what the Constitution says about freedom of religion... and how religion relates to self-government
though there is a tendency on the right (which is predominantly FAR right) to skip over things like facts, act like the more you say something (no matter how false) the more true it becomes, and to resort to propaganda/brainwashing
its sad the pandering to the crazies is actually alienating conservatives and religious people who are actually capable of independent thought... and not one of these dark age politicians can see it
its time to grow up, and realize just because one side doesn't NECESSITATE the inclusion of invisible spaghetti monsters in the sky in their conversation about social issues... that the conversation doesn't exist
its quite similar to how the Republican party has stalled so many efforts in congress, and then says its a failure of the other side... its the other sides fault, because they didn't get concrete results, not because we said NO to each and every attempt, alot of times even before hearing what they had to say
children are smart enough to see through this tactic
the well being of people world wide would benefit from people like R. Santorum being swept up in a rapture... I'm not religious, but if I had to pray... it'd be for that
Exquisitely organized cables
>> ^Drachen_Jager:

>> ^ant:
You should look at mine. It looks like a rat nest.
Ha! I've got you beat. I had to move my cable spaghetti a few months back and there was a dead mouse in there (no, not the kind with buttons and an optical sensor underneath, the furry kind).
Hahaha. No photo.? http://zimage.com/~ant/temp/MyMessyElectronicsSetup.jpg for mine. BTW, I still have mice with balls.
Exquisitely organized cables
>> ^ant:
You should look at mine. It looks like a rat nest.
Ha! I've got you beat. I had to move my cable spaghetti a few months back and there was a dead mouse in there (no, not the kind with buttons and an optical sensor underneath, the furry kind).
Orange Dust Devil/Tornado - Wtf?
It's a tentacle of a Mac'n'Cheese flying spaghetti monster!
Ragu Commercial - Parent's Bedroom
I was hoping the kid would stop eating long enough from the trauma that he would lose some weight. Probably not the message that the company hawking the crappy spaghetti sauce wants to send.
Guy's First Date Doesn't Go As Planned
Was waiting for him to drop spaghetti all over the floor. Disappointed...