The music is a little more dramatic than what's going on I think. Kinda like wearing shoes that are too big for the feet.

Do your hands always need to be on the controls at all times? How easy is it to recover from let's say an unexpected seagull attack or a bee swarm? How would you handle an itchy nose? Can you wave to a babe on the beach to get her attention?

Too many unanswered questions for me to buy one.

What in the world.

Wow, ballsy move, seagull.

Ballsy move.

Who vids this goddamn flying rat mackin' a sammer instead of running in there, booting it like fucking Thor going for the point after, then tear-assin' back out before the goddamn thing hires Alfred Hitchcock's ghost to film a sequel to The Birds starring 50 kilos of seagull shit running down your face?

Warren Fucking Buffet, that's who.

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Y'know what? Seriously, fuck seagulls. I fucking hate seagulls. Y'know why? They're total cunts. You know why they're cunts? Because they're cunts. Seagulls are God's answer to "why do children get cancer?" God says, "Because fuck you, that's why! Here's a seagull, you asshole."
"Ohh, but they ate all the locusts and saved Salt Lake City!" people say. Fuck them, too. The only thing good that ever came outta SLC is Steve Young and he ended his career flat on his back and the Niners have sucked ever since. Except for Kap; we'll give 'em one for Kap. We totally woulda won that game if the other team hadn't been better. They can go fuck themselves, too.
Ok, check this out: I was walking on the beach near Pescadaro and eating this awesome fucking carne asada taco I got at the super-secret Mexican place in the gas station and it was fucking amazingly good. This is the kinda taco that if it was pussy, you'd marry it and not give a shit when it fucked your best friend and ran off to Vegas with all your money. Seriously, it was that good. And I'm eatin' this goddamn glorious taco and feeling like I'm on top of the world and all is right with the universe. Then a motherfucking seagull all Stuka-moves me and snatches my taco! I'm all, "DUDE!! That's hella my taco, BITCH!", but then I remembered that birds don't speak English so I was like "Fuck!"
Seriously, 'tho, that was totally a good taco and shit.
Fuck seagulls.

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Even wearing a ski mask couldn’t make that seagull’s intentions more obvious, he walked right into that trap.

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Makes me think of this classic...

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Like I needed another reason to hate fucking seagulls.

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Monsieur Creosote has been reincarnated as a seagull I see.
Care for a mint, sir? It's only wafer thin.

Must be an American seagull.