Heck, that's easy to do.

Don't feed the cat for a week, and then stuff a sardine up your nose.

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er... don't ask me how I know this.

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>> ^KnivesOut:
As for the discussion of the nothing that existed before the something that is now everything...

That's another thing that bugged me in this video... I've never heard any scientist claim there was nothing before the big bang. It's always been said that the universe existed as an extremely dense, extremely small mass. Physics as we know them don't work in this sardine universe so we have no idea what came before that.

Nothing turning into something is how creationists describe the big bang.

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>> ^rougy:
It's bullshit saying that the world is better off without Saddam.
Total fucking bullshit.
He was a paper tiger by the time we invaded, and his crimes pale in comparison to what Bushco has done to that country.
You're an apologist.
You will always sugar coat our invasion to suit your contrived conclusions.


Then I must be ignorant of the crimes that Bushco has done that make the following crimes described by Human Rights Watch pale by comparison:

With only minor variations ... the standard pattern for sorting new arrivals [at Topzawa was as follows]. Men and women were segregated on the spot as soon as the trucks had rolled to a halt in the base's large central courtyard or parade ground. The process was brutal ... A little later, the men were further divided by age, small children were kept with their mothers, and the elderly and infirm were shunted off to separate quarters. Men and teenage boys considered to be of an age to use a weapon were herded together. Roughly speaking, this meant males of between fifteen and fifty, but there was no rigorous check of identity documents, and strict chronological age seems to have been less of a criterion than size and appearance. A strapping twelve-year-old might fail to make the cut; an undersized sixteen-year-old might be told to remain with his female relatives. ... It was then time to process the younger males. They were split into smaller groups. ... Once duly registered, the prisoners were hustled into large rooms, or halls, each filled with the residents of a single area. ... Although the conditions at Topzawa were appalling for everyone, the most grossly overcrowded quarter seem to have been those where the male detainees were held. ... For the men, beatings were routine.

After a few days in the camp, without a single known exception, the men were sent out and executed:

Some groups of prisoners were lined up, shot from the front, and dragged into predug mass graves; others were made to lie down in pairs, sardine-style, next to mounds of fresh corpses, before being killed; still others were tied together, made to stand on the lip of the pit, and shot in the back so that they would fall forward into it -- a method that was presumably more efficient from the point of view of the killers. Bulldozers then pushed earth or sand loosely over the heaps of corpses. Some of the grave sites contained dozens of separate pits and obviously contained the bodies of millions of victims. (Iraq's Crime of Genocide, p. 12.)


If you'd like to enlighten me on what exactly it is Bush has done since the invasion that matches that please tell me, I'd hate to be defending something that horrific.

I hate flying because am stuck with 200 or so people in sardine can.

Usually I just drink a bottle of wine to pass out.

It's gotten to the point where I dread flying as much as I dread a trip to the dentist.

Between the testy TSA boneheads and being packed into a sardine can with a bunch of nervous people, the whole experience is one best avoided if possible.

I know I can't resist Sardine-on-Mackerel Action, either.

"Swifter, Higher, Sardines"

I heard the Kyoto-Osaka commuter train is like this during rush hour. Osaka looks ghetto compared to Tokyo.

The short range subways run so frequently that this wouldn't happen.

And my god, a 2+ hour commute is insane. I'd rather live in a dorm room sized (150 sq. feet) apartment if it's within 10 minutes of everywhere I need to go. All I do in my apartment is eat, sleep, and computer, anyways. I'd rather work for 25k a year next door than work for 50k a year and have to commute 4 hours a day.

All this urban sprawl and commuterism is contributing a great deal to global warming.
Since people put up with this sardine bullshit just for fear of being fired for being late, they need to reevaluate their priorities and find a job closer to home. 99% of people think they need more money than they really need.

Not only is money useless if you don't have time to enjoy it, but there's not much worth buying with it beyond the first 30k a year. The utility function is like logarithmic. Especially for single computer geeks, what more do you need than a good computer on a fat pipe, good food, and a bed? Maybe a park next door?

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Choggie, it's about dinner time here. You know, sometimes when it's late and I'm a little bit hungry, I heat up some ol' stale beans, open up a can of sardines, eat crackers, and dreams of somebody to cook for me.

And, if that gives me gas, don't you know, I'll be "sufferin' from the worstest of curses."
....oh my oh my...

Hmmm, sardine-on-mackerel action...

More likely that not, a twisted combo of cost overruns, competitor sway and positioning, good-ol' boy network/airworks, etc. This is the last ditch effort, of a struggling, large-stakes and small-hand player-
More power to em, the best part of any filght, is the experience other than, the ass-raping prices!
Beats the hell outta, snot-nosed kids in sardine-sized seats, and in flight meals consisting of a brown-paper-bag, as you board......forget to grab, lose yer lunch!

oh, and fuck no smoking on airplanes......they need a plexi-opaque cubicle, that ventillates....fer chrissakes, New York to China, without a fag....Bollocks!