someone call Rocky Racoon

Racoon with a machine gun...







Upvote!

I think that is a mommy racoon.

Loved the racoon.

We need to start a breeding program to make racoons smarter and friendlier and then we can start calling them hobbits after they learn language.

Racoon copter?

In most cases, I'd think a live racoon would not only be more nutritional, but also tastier than a fast food burger.

"roughly the equivalent of eating a live racoon"

Because everyone knows that death drastically alters an animal's calorific value.

"STOP! YOU'RE WASTING IT!"
"STOP IT! YOU'RE WASTING WATER!"
"Oh my... oh my... IT'S ALL GOING DOWN THE DRAIN!!"
"Got to stop it. Oh dear. STOP WASTING WATER!!!"
"Oh the racoonity. STOP!!"

Ah yes, lil' racoon...so cute!

In reply to this comment by Lann:
Black fox to a black wolf.

In reply to this comment by AdrianBlack:
I had some fun looking up wolfy pictures. I love avatar changing!
>> ^Lann:
I need a new avatar.

As a former half-owner of a used mobile home, I find that dude's blunt sales pitch to be refreshing and entertaining at the same time. Your average trailer house "realtor" tries to dress up and distract you from the fact that you're about to buy a decaying particle board and plywood box, with weird hardware (all screws are square head, not phillips or flat, etc.) and a thin aluminum skirting to hide the axles and keep racoons from living under your house (unsuccessfully, in my case).

In spite of those problems, it was a nice place to live and share with a buddy as I was going to college. Cheaper to own and then sell than to rent an apartment for 4+ years, and vastly more comfortable and private than a college dorm building.

Kung Pao Racoon!!!

Ah, The poor Racoon

21: racoon

congrats! is it a racoon?