Ah, the second to last clip from "Mock the Week" - I remember that one. Had me on the ropes.

As for his Diana joke - I prefer Jimmy Carr's story about his first fender bender when he and his mates accidentally clipped a Merc in Paris.

I'm not saying I like the kid or think any of his music is good, but he's actually not a bad celebrity to watch if you're a young teen. He isn't in the press doing stupid things such as drinking, smoking or even cussing. He had a water bottle hit him upside the head during this concert WHILE thanking people for coming out and all he has to say is "Oww that didn't feel too good."

Cut the kid some slack.

Oooo, oh, ow, ooo, OWW!, ooohhh, ow, oh!, ooooooo, yeow, OOOOO!, ow.

^ Oww *clamps ears*.

Uhh! Awww, sookie sookie now!
Hey! Oww, uhh! Come on, baby!
Hey there, Sugar Darlin',
Let me tell you something
Girl, I've been trying to say, now.
You look so sweet,
And you're so doggone fine.
I just can't get you out of my mind.
You've become a sweet taste in my mouth, now.
And I want you to be my spouse,
So that we can live happily, nah-nah,
In a great big ol' roomy house.
And I know you're gonna groove me, baby.
Ahh, yeah, now.
You make me feel good inside.
Come on, and groove me, baby.
I need you to groove me.
Ahhh, yeah, now, now, darling.
Uhh! Come on, come on!
Hey! Uhh!
Hey there, Sugar Darlin',
Come on, give me something
Girl, I've been needing for days.
Yes, I'm good, good loving,
With plenty, plenty hugging.
Ooh, you cute little thang, you.
Girl, between you and me, nah-nah,
We don't need no company.
No other man, no other girl
Can enter into our world,
Not as long as you groove me, baby.
Ahh, come on.
Make me feel good inside.
Come on and groove me, baby.
Move me, baby.
Ahh, sock it to me, mama.
Uhh! Ahh, I like it like that, baby.
Uhh! Groove me, baby! Hey! Uhh!
Groove me, darling!
Come on, come on.
I need you to sock it to me, mama.
Come on and groove me, baby.
Hey! Uhh! Good, God!
It makes me feel so good inside, mama.
Now, come on, come on, and uhh,
Groove me, baby, groove me, baby.
Ahh, sock it to me,
Sock it to me,
Rock it to me.
Come on, come on!
Come on!
And uhh,
Groove me, mama, I want you to
Groove me!

Marsha Bradschneide: Oww, meine Nase!!

>> ^kronosposeidon:
^Oww! Now that really hurts. And I thought we had something special.


Only on the weekends, and no one is supposed to know about our relationship. If you tell anyone I'll change my 1-900 number on you. Then you won't have anywhere to go for phone sex.

^Oww! Now that really hurts. And I thought we had something special.

OWW!! Ouch! Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow OW OW OW WOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!!!!!

oww my ears...

awww. they left off the best part where Peter says "oww" for 30 seconds.

The "return?" Maaan... Slow-mo never left! Oww! Yeah! Who's with me?! Right on.

Hey not an egoist Ivegotthebends , just not broken down completely yet, and it don't look impossible or like an unrealistic self-torture to givera go!

Can you do a one legged, deep-knee bend, or pull your body weight up with your fingertips on a doorjamb??

(ain't tried it a whild, but usedtacouldta bout' 3 years ago...!....
"OWW SHHHHIIIIT!"

Oww, you can snap your spine easily in a bad landing like that