It's amazing that this cat seems to know why it can't open the box. It's disturbing that now they know what the problem is, they will use their passive-aggressive feline wiles to get us to build them bionic opposable thumbs. And we'll do it, too, because you're such a cute little kitty witty kins, aren't you? Yes you are! Who's a cute little kitty kit kit?

Well if you want it so bad why don't you spend a few million years developing opposable thumbs and a brain capable of getting your -own- damn cat treats.

Okay, this has gotten pathetic.

Some of you are hopping on your soapbox and declaring women to be mindless nimrods who've fallen victim to some insidious plot by evil male dominated advertising agencies. Women aren't idiots. They're not infants. They're capable of the critical perspectives any human is capable of, and that includes syphoning out the bullshit in shitty retouched ads.

Advertisers create specific visions of what they (or the creative directors) think are beautiful, whether that's anorexic girls, beefcake men, gender-neutral models or fucking Lara Croft/Sucker Punch badasses. You're all persecuting the advertisers because they're not putting fat and unattractive people in ads. But who wants to see that?

This has nothing to do with equality or feminism. This is just fear politicking motivated by some woman's perverted sense of feminism. I accept women as my complete equal in every regard, and I love my fiancée and think she's the most beautiful woman I will ever know and every word from her mouth is a blissful miracle to my ears, but don't think for a second I don't check out other women who are thin, young and attractive. And that ain't because some douchebag at the advertising agency told me that's what I should I like. No. That's because I'm an instinctual animal behind these opposable thumbs and cognitive thought, and my brain tells my dick what I like and it ain't gelatinous thighs and muffin shaped asses.

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*isdupe>> ^kronosposeidon:

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Cute but *dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/Cats-with-Opposable-Thumbs#comment-1162881.

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Cats do have opposable thumbs! They've just been playing us for dupes this whole time.

This can only mean one thing, they are finally ready to take over the world.

PUNY HUMAN, YOUR OPPOSABLE THUMBS ARE NO MATCH FOR MY REFLEXES!

NOW GO GET MY SOME TUNA!

He's looking for opposable thumbs.

Opposable thumbs? Who needs 'em.