So? Motel 6's are always very spooky.

Still, I got my first handjob at a Motel 6. Good times.

>> ^laura:
BAM! That's good stuff. Up!


Sounds like Larry Williams doesn't need any help getting up to the top 24 hours 15.

I know you're going to love this: http://www.videosift.com/video/Blankfist-every-Sunday-morning

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
I know you're going to love this: http://www.videosift.com/video/How-Do-I-Get-to-Motel-6

I know you're going to love this: http://www.videosift.com/video/How-Do-I-Get-to-Motel-6

yeah, we were watching the bald guy on some outside sheltered stairs coming down from a motel or something. He was really hamming it up for the camera. I think a piece of foam flew in and he freaked.

The only problem with waiting to do something is that hotel/motel rooms on Labor Day weekend get snatched up - not to mention premature panicking everyone to snatch up reservations.

I did find one in the area I wanted to go. They need to work on their web map though. An arrow in the middle of green square near a highway is not much help without streets. AAA did not have the hotel in their data base either.

And then there was unloading my car on an incline. Note to architect: luggage carts will roll on inclines near a hotel entrance. No, the cart did not escape my clutches. Muhahahahahaha!

>> ^Ryjkyj:
Seriously though, have you ever seen these reviews on Amazon for Bic ballpoint pens? There are a lot but they're all freaking hilarious.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B000JTOYLS/ref=cm_rdp_product


Wow, 16 pages of reviews, that guy/girl must have A LOT of free time at work, lol... my favorite was "I was able to save my wife's life using the pen to perform an emergency tracheotomy but unfortunately her cigarettes won't fit into the tube in any kind of a snug manner."

Another type of review I like are musical instrument reviews. Here's a classic by some drunken kid: http://reviews.harmony-central.com/reviews/Guitar+Amp/product/Radio+Shack/Combo/10/1

>> ^Ryjkyj:
Bill, you obviously wrote all of those. They have your tone.



I wish I could take credit for them, but alas, I cannot. I'm going to go read the ballpoint pen reviews now.

I think we should launch a "crusade" to make the hotel and motel industry "religiously neutral" by throwing away all of those Bibles they have stashed away in the bedstands.

For those who want to sing along


I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

Now what you hear is not a test--i'm rappin to the beat
and me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
see i am wonder Mike and i like to say hello
to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow
but first i gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie
say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie
let's rock, you dont stop
rock the riddle that will make your body rock
Well so far youve heard my voice but i brought two friends along
and next on the Mike is my man Hank
come on, Hank, sing that song

Well, im imp the dimp the ladies pimp
the women fight for my delight
but im the grandmaster with the three mcs
that shock the house for the young ladies
and when you come inside, into the front
you do the freak, spank, and do the bump
and when the sucker mcs try to prove a point
we're treacherous trio, we're the serious joint
a from sun to sun and from day to day
i sit down and write a brand new rhyme
because they say that miracles never cease
i've created a devastating masterpiece
i'm gonna rock the Mike til you cant resist
everybody, i say it goes like this
well i was comin home late one dark afternoon
a reporter stopped me for a interview
she said she's heard stories and she's heard fables
that i'm vicious on the Mike and the turntables
this young reporter i did adore
so i rocked a vicious rhyme like i never did before
she said damn fly guy im in love with you
the casanova legend must have been true
i said by the way baby what's your name
said i go by the name of Lois Lane
and you could be my boyfiend you surely can
just let me quit my boyfriend called superman
i said he's a fairy i do suppoose
flyin through the air in pantyhose
he may be very sexy or even cute
but he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit
i said you need a man who's got finesse
and his whole name across his chest
he may be able to fly all through the night
but can he rock a party til the early light?
he cant satisfy you with his little worm
but i can bust you out with my super sperm
i go do it, i go do it, i go do it, do it , do it
an i'm here an i'm there i'm big bang Hank, i'm everywhere
just throw your hands up in the air
and party hardy like you just dont care
let's do it dont stop yall a tick a tock yall you dont stop
go hotel motel what you gonna do today(say what)
im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spank drive off in a def oj
everybody go hotel motel holiday inn
you say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friend
i say skip, dive, what can i say
i cant fit em all inside my oj
so i just take half and bust them out
i give the rest to master gee so he could shock the house

i said m-a-s, t-e-r, a g with a double e
i said i go by the unforgettable name
of the man they call the master gee
well, my name is known all over the world
by all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls
i'm goin down in history
as the baddest rapper there could ever be
now i'm feelin the highs and ya feelin the lows
the beat starts gettin into your toes
ya start poppin ya fingers and stompin your feet
and movin your body while youre sittin in your seat
and the damn ya start doin the freak
i said damn, right outta your seat
then ya throw your hands high in the air
ya rockin to the rhythm, shake your derriere
ya rockin to the beat without a care
with the sureshot m.c.s for the affair
now, im not as tall as the rest of the gang
but i rap to the beat just the same
i dot a little face and a pair of brown eyes
all i'm here to do ladies is hypnotize
singin on n n on n on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
singin on n n on n on on n on
like a hot buttered a pop da pop da pop dibbie dibbie
pop da pop pop ya dont dare stop
come alive yall gimme what ya got
i guess by now you can take a hunch
and find that i am the baby of the bunch
'but that's okay i still keep in stride
cause all i'm here to do is just wiggle your behind
singin on n n on n on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
singin on n n on n on on n on
rock rock yall throw it on the floor
im gonna freak ya here im gonna feak ya there
im gonna move you outta this atmosphere
cause im one of a kind and ill shock your mind
ill put t-t-tickets in your behind
i said 1-2-3-4, come on girls get on the floor
a-come alive, yall a-gimme what ya got
cause im guaranteed to make you rock
i said 1-2-3-4 tell me wonder mike what are you waitin for?

i said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
skiddlee beebop a we rock a scoobie doo
and guess what america we love you
cause ya rock and ya roll with so much soul
you could rock till you're a hundred and one years old
i dont mean to brag i dont mean to boast
but we like hot butter on our breakfast toast
rock it up baby bubbah
baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang da boogie
to the beat beat, its so unique
come on everybody and dance to the beat
have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no good
i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood
so you try to play it off like you think you can
by sayin that youre full
and then your friend says momma he's just being polite
he aint finished uh uh that's bull
so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie
and you say that you already ate
and your friend says man there's plenty of food
so you pile some more on your plate
while the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin
of the moment that it's time to leave
and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin
into something that looks like cheese
oh so you say that's it i got to leave this place
i dont care what these people think
im just sittin here makin myself nauseous
with this ugly food that stinks
so you bust out the door while its still closed
still sick from the food you ate
and then you run to the store for quick relief
from a bottle of kaopectate
and then you call your friend two weeks later
to see how he has been
and he says i understand about the food
baby bubbah but we're still friends
with a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
the hip hip a hop a you dont stop the rockin
to the bang bang boogie
say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat

Laugh and make fun if you want, but getta load of this list...

Hit Singles Written and Recorded by Tom T. Hall

* "I Washed My Face in the Morning Dew" (#30, 1967)
* "Ain't Got The Time" (#68, 1968)
* "The World The Way I Want It" (#66, 1968)
* "Ballad of Forty Dollars" (#4, 1969)
* "Homecoming" (#5, 1969)
* "Strawberry Farms" (#40, 1969)
* "Day Drinkin'" (#23, 1970)
* "Salute to a Switchblade" (#8, 1970)
* "Shoeshine Man" (#8, 1970)
* "A Week in a Country Jail" (#1, 1970)
* "Ode to Half a Pound of Ground Round" (#21, 1971)
* "One Hundred Children" (#14, 1971)
* "The Year That Clayton Delaney Died" (#1, 1971) (also reached #42 on the Pop Singles Chart)
* "Me and Jesus" (#8, 1972) (also reached #92 on the Pop Chart)
* "More About John Henry" (#26, 1972)
* "The Monkey That Became President" (#11, 1972)
* "Old Dogs, Children, And Watermelon Wine" (#1, 1973)
* "Ravishing Ruby" (#3, 1973)
* "Spokane Motel Blues" (#16, 1973)
* "Watergate Blues" (#16, 1973)
* "Country Is" (#1, 1974)
* "I Love" (#1, 1974) (also reached #2 on the Adult Contemporary Chart and #12 on the Pop Singles Chart)
* "That Song Is Driving Me Crazy" (#2, 1974) (also reached #63 on the Pop Singles Chart)
* "Sneaky Snake" (#69, 1974) (reached #55 on the Pop Singles Chart the following year)
* "Deal" (#8, 1975)
* "I Care" (#1, 1975)
* "I Like Beer" (#4, 1975)
* "Faster Horses (The Cowboy And The Poet)" (#1, 1976)
* "Fox On The Run" (#9, 1976)
* "Negatory Romance" (#24, 1976)
* "It's All in the Game" (#12, 1977)
* "Your Man Loves You, Honey" (#4, 1977)
* "What Have You Got to Lose" (#9, 1978)
* "Son of Clayton Delaney" (#14, 1979)
* "You Show Me Your Heart (And I'll Show You Mine)" (#11, 1979)
* "Back When Gas Was Thirty Cents a Gallon" (#36, 1980)
* "Jesus On the Radio (Daddy On the Phone)" (#9, 1980)
* "Solder Of Fortune" (#51, 1980)
* "The Old Side of Town" (#9, 1980)
* "Everything From Jesus To Jack Daniels (#42, 1983)
* "A Bar with No Beer" (#40, 1985)
* "Down At The Mall" (#65, 1986)

Judging by the room this chair is in, its furniture for some of the "swankier" love motels which litter the cities. I was here (South Korea) from jun o4-jun 05 and am here again since last October. I had a chance (on several occasions) to stay in a love motel and just looking at cover on the bed in the background proves to me that it is a love motel. How do I know? haha just look at this.

I remember watching the first scene when I was young. Actually, the first time I saw this movie was from a run down motel in a remote mountainous area that had room full of gigantic wild bugs, and this really got me into the mood. I also remember this being the first time in my life that I stayed up for the entire 24 hours duration because I was too freaked out to goto sleep, and watched the sun rise.

I Hated every seconds of it. That's why to this day I don't like outdoor camping and is mortally afraid of bugs. But for some reason, I still find this movie great

you're my favourite double act you guys.

you two should just get a motel room and work this all out mano a mano, know what i mean? yeah? of course you do.

seeing as both of you got real close to ad hominem attacks here (ad hominem hahahah geddit!) i suggest you both calm down before you get banned and the fun's over.

Holay crap that is awesome. Noone could get onstage with a routine like that today, not Carlin, Rock, Chappelle, or anyone else.

Upvote for Jimmy Swaggart reference (fundamentalist dropping his pants in a cheap motel room)!

The reverse audio on "a crucifixion" is seriously spooky. Even the well-heeled, applause-prompted audience of 1988 was uncomfortable with it, and Brown clearly caught it and quickly moved on.