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Learn from El Mamut Chiquitito's mistakes!
Terrible translation that makes this even more enjoyable.
A chiquitito mammoth queria to fly
it proved and it proved and podia not to fly
a popcorn its friend the quizo to help
and of a fifth floor it made it jump
jajaja and that step?
mierdaaaaaaa
the mammoth became mierdaaaaaaa(*3)
A chiquitito mammoth queria to smoke
it proved and it proved and podia not to smoke
a dog its friend the quizo to help
and five hundred cigarettes made him smoke
and that step?
cancerrr
to the mammoth it gave him cancer(*3)
A mammoth chiquitiko queria to take
it proved and it proved and podia not to take
a bear its friend the quizo to help
and one hundred liters of wisky made it take
and that step?
cirrhosis
to the mammoth it gave him cirrosis(*3)
A chiquitito mammoth queria to debotar
it proved and it proved and podia not to debotar
a donkey its friend the quizo to help
and with one hundred prostitutas it made it debotar
oh and that step?
AIDS
to the mammoth it gave him sida(*3)
A mammoth chiquitiko queria to drug itself
it proved and it proved and podia not to drug itself
a cat its friend the quizo to help
and ten lines of cocaine made it prove
eh and that step?
overdose
the mammoth with sobredosis(*3)
Alive In Joburg
Cheers joedirt. Assumed it had just been buried in the mammoth queue with no hope of survival.