This needs to be a timed competitive event, like those chainsaw and lumberjack competitions!

@imstellar28:
I've done "Angie" (the name of that workout) many times. Obviously you don't want to start out with 100 each, you scale it 25% then 50% then 75% etc until you can get to the full workout. Those workouts are intended for elite athletes and people who have been doing it for years, if you try to do the full workout (even if you are in great shape) you will probably hurt yourself.



Its not about hurting myself. I've done significantly more pullups on exercises like Cindy. It's just when I try do 100 pull-ups in a row, I have to take breaks in between, and I don't get a good cardio workout.

Compare Angie to my favorite crossfit exercise that I've tried so far, the Lumberjack 20:

20 Deadlifts (275lbs)
Run 400m
20 KB swings (2pood)
Run 400m
20 Overhead Squats (115lbs)
Run 400m
20 Burpees
Run 400m
20 Pullups (Chest to Bar)
Run 400m
20 Box jumps (24")
Run 400m
20 DB Squat Cleans (45lbs each)
Run 400m

That's just great for cardio and it nicely alternates your muscles so you can really push yourself.

"The 100 yards for people with no sense of direction."

I absolutely love Monty's Python. Grew up watching this and Kids in the Hall with me dear ol pops. Now I'm a cross dressing head pinching lumberjack -- thanks, dad!

One of my very favorite games of all time. A DAMN shame it was only 5 levels, and the multiplayer aspect was pretty limited - the last day the lobby servers were up was probably the most active day in years of release.

The final patch added support for the P5 glove, but I could never get it to work because it was always looking for a P5 support library at run time and would crash before the game began.

The sequel was pretty good, but I liked how more open the first felt. I would always turn evil, but encourage my creature to be benevolent. What can I say, I have a thirst for young female virgins (you get a TON of prayer power by sacrificing female child, and less energy for sacrificing boys or adults males or females - enough prayer power for quite a few miracles.). It's about the only way to both manage your populations and keep your prayer energy stocked. Kind of convenient too, the game gives you a Daycare building to pilfer whenever you needed a quick jolt of juice.

The game required a lot of attention to micromanagement details, though. If you let your worshipers go too long with out attention, they'll eat all their food, and pray themselves to starvation and death... These details were smoothed over in the second game, which doesn't require as much attention to detail, and improves the process of training your creature and shaping it's behavior (which was REALLY hit or miss in the first game).

The main strategic secret is to make all your disciples female (all female farmers, lumberjacks, builders, etc...), except for breeders, which should all be male.

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Did you see those chops he was throwing? His day job must be a lumberjack, because I bet he can cut down trees with his bare hands.

Amazing, the first time I ever saw her was in one of those "Live Link" phone-in sex-talk/hookup services. She was quite effective there too...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ6hIEqKR7A&feature=related

...and the lumberjack song she refers to is the Logdriver's Waltz

http://www.videosift.com/video/Log-Drivers-Waltz-2

i flashed on Michael Palin as well, would have been a better choice because...
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Oh i'm a lumberjack and i'm ok...
http://www.videosift.com/search?q=python+lumberjack
tell me he wouldn't have been much better than this silly sarah person!

McCain to senior staffers: "damnit i said michael palin!!"

The lumberjack 100m dash!

>> ^snoozedoctor:
.. "absolute pitilessness"...

And speed. Less than a minute in some cases. Surgeons back in the day were BIG men apparently. Sorta like lumberjacks I imagine.

God I love the 21st century.

Female lumberjacks don't exist. Lumberjacks are born from the rage of Nature itself.

maybe they were suicidal imbeciles, who did the math, and decided the were doomed and decided to make big-headed monoliths so as to not fade away...

or perhaps they had plans for departure, that no one knows about....

there are, no doubt, some descendants of the thrifty few, who said, bollocks to block-scraping slave labour and lumberjacking, and got out, while the gettin' was God!

Sooooo, saving the rain forests is great, unless you want to be the last man standing on an asphalt husk.....