Yeah, the effects of being a diehard-consumer are grrrrrrrreat. Just ask this lost soul...

Thats not fair, that motherfucker can really dance! These tips are really great-realizing this is satire, the narration actually works for a novice, that has seen good dancing in varying styles, and can follow directions...with one exception...-The cracker-ass, no rythym-havin', anglo-only, melanin-deficited lost soul, of never bein' able to not embarrass him/herself, on the dancefloor, whitey!

I'm 'pounding' out the doves here, but they are an amazing band. They used to be called sub sub (a dance act) back in the early nineties (I would only have been ten and non the wiser, but I remember saying they were my favourite group) They released a few singles of note. These were 'Space face' and 'Ain't No Love (Ain't No Use)'. They bought a studio with the money... Things went wrong, it burnt down, and they were lost to all for a number of years until they came back strong in 2000 as Doves with the album 'Lost souls', a melancholic masterpiece of beauty. I saw them live when they toured their second album 'The last broadcast'. They were awesome.