Goddamn, he's right. To bad, everyone is as limp as milked toast.

limp?

Bill-O was demeaning to his second in command.

According to plan.

Showing his umbrage

Since his dick is so limp.

And her face is so....

F*cking phenomenal. Makes any indie-pop band sound like tepid fart-gas escaping from a limp circus-clown balloon animal.

I loved this film when I first saw it, which was here. I'm always torn when I see a resubmission like this when I can't find the original. I know it probably makes sense to just vote for it, but the fact that it was here and left always leaves me a little limp in the mouse button finger.

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It's *dead and limp.

Found the lyrics:

Alright partner, keep on posin baby, you know what time it is.
Chocolate wannabe (pull your pants up, pull your, pull your pants up)
Keep on posin baby.....(pull your pants up)

Rap’s in and rock’s out, act tough to be down
Blow up, Sell out
Tell ya what ya gotta do now
Arms crossed and hands out
Hat back and face frown
Black up, black up
Tell ya what ya gotta do now

Keep posin, posin, posin, posin
What?
Keep posin, posin, posin, posin
Come on!
Keep posin, posin, posin, posin
Yeah!
Keep posin, posin, posin, posin

Now I know ya’ll wanna pose like this right here.
F.A.K.E. ganstas right here.
Frat Boys in the house, frontin' like they're from the hood.
Cause if you look good, Then we look good. Yeah.
Eeny meeny miny to the mo.
Doesn’t even matter what the lyrics are yo.
So put your right hand in and put your right hand out.
Do the hokey pokey and shake it all about, See?

Chocolate wannabe (pull your pants up, pull your, pull your pants up)
Keep on posin baby.....(pull your pants up)

Keep posin, posin, posin, posin
What?
Keep posin, posin, posin, posin
Come on!
Keep posin, posin, posin, posin
Yeah!
Keep posin, posin, posin, posin

You wanna be like Limp Bizkit? Yeah!
Then you can be like Limp Bizkit, How?
You gotta sport the right gear. Oh.
Like this gold chain right here. Okay.
See this red hat of mine. Uh huh.
Make sure you wear it all the time.
And get some expensive shoes.
And uh, have a brother write your rhymes. Cool.
Now you got your game set?
Do we look the same yet?
24/7 be as hardcore as you can get.
Temporary tattoos up and down your arms.
They only cost a quarter and you get free plastic charms.

Chocolate wannabe (pull your pants up, pull your, pull your pants up)
Keep on posin baby.....(pull your pants up)

Rap’s in and rock’s out, act tough to be down
Blow up, Sell out
Tell ya what ya gotta do now
Signs up and pants down
Dress up like a clown
Black up, black up
Tell ya what ya gotta do now

Keep posin, posin, posin, posin
What?
Keep posin, posin, posin, posin
Come on!
Keep posin, posin, posin, posin
Yeah!
Keep posin, posin, posin, posin

To be completely fair, their early stuff (Three dollar bills y'all or something) was actually very good.

One of my favourite angsty albums to listen to, check it out before you completely castrate limp bizkit from your life, trust me! It even includes an instrumental masturbatory prog-metal(?) lengthy meandering song as the bonus track! Something you'd expect from like tool.

So go listen to that, then bin everything else from limp bizkit that you own.

>> ^demon_ix:
I'm embarrassed to have ever liked Limp Bizkit. To my defense, I was young and stupid...


It's ok sweetheart, we've all had those moments. I think I liked a Linkin Park song once.

I'm embarrassed to have ever liked Limp Bizkit. To my defense, I was young and stupid...

This video is like Viagra to blankfist (Ron Paul, North Carolina, etc). Or maybe booze (the legal-ese limp dick at the end). Or maybe both. On one hand, this guy got away with it. At the same time, the lawyer is stating (and probably correctly) that the case of Lt. Col. Sullivan (Ret.) does NOT establish a precedent. He states (quite correctly) that the state can NOT deny your right to *travel. However, they can regulate how you travel. In other words, Lt. Col. Sullivan better not travel far and think that he's immune from prosecution.

Me? I tend to agree with the state on this one: In all 50 states of the republic, driving is a privilege, not a right. No one is saying that you are forbidden from going from Point A to Point B. However, you can't go there while driving a motor vehicle, unless you demonstrate the ability to safely do so. I don't think it's unfair of the state, i.e., the people, to demand that you demonstrate the ability to safely navigate its (our) roads without killing a hapless motherfucker or two because of your reckless ass.

I've been driving for over 25 years, and have received numerous traffic citations, almost all of them for speeding. Now I'm no fan of bad cops, but I will submit to you that bad drivers are a genuine menace. If there is a single person here who has never been genuinely put in danger of life or limb because of a bad driver, now is your time to speak up. Otherwise, I refuse to accept the philosophy of "No harm, no foul" when it comes to traffic violations. Now I am NOT defending excessive fines for traffic violations. However I will defend the enforcement of traffic laws. So help me, imaginary Jesus.

>> ^BoneRemake:
That is a Bolt from a crossbow. It is not a miracle, it is chance and a shitty shot, all with odds and coincidence. I hate cats, could give two shits if that cat got it head on, but the guy who did it is deranged and needs help with an arrow to his own head or a mental ward.


Whew, for a second there I thought the sift was acquiescing to the existence of a deity. Disaster averted!

>> ^gwiz665:
Like xxovercastxx said, it could be completely accidental.


It WAS a complete accident. That's obvious. This "news" story is pathetically irreverent to us normal human beings.

Gratz Kitty.
That's it as far as I'm concerned.

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