ackk!!

someone with more sift kungfu replace the video source with this

https://youtu.be/uetcrP15_PI

@dag @lucky376

MmmmmMmmm yeayhhhhhh , take my handdddd, come with me to the love land, let me show you how sweet it can bee, sharing love with meeeee!!!
FLOAT FLOAT, ONNNNN

Great....so now when producers edit audio to change what's actually been said, they can add video of the person saying the made up phrases. That was one way I determined if what I'm watching is real or edited....when they would splice audio together to create a monologue/dialogue, they had to cut away from the speakers face so you wouldn't notice the 1975 kungfu level dubbing....now they can convincingly fake both....in real time? We're totally fucked. Reality just became obsolete.

I'm going to Mars.

>> ^geo321:

banfu

gesundheit

I bet he used a background lite whiteboard looking surface.. Sure seems neat it is made with paper animation kungfu style.

I would hardly call intrinsic and paternal big words.... But anyway, heres why i said what i did, he rapid fires the mba to paternalistic phrase and then as soon as he's done with it he has to pause and search for words. I.e. he heard it, was briefed on it or whatever, memorized it and then when it came time to speak his own thoughts he flubbed for a second.

Im going to guess he knew/assumed he was going to get interviewed or talked to....but wtv maybe not....maybe so

>> ^packo:

>> ^Confucius:
mhmmm...i can dredge sense out of what he said....i was talking about how he seemed blank eyed, and looked like he was parroting something 'shiny' he heard.

>> ^budzos:
>> ^Confucius:
Kudos to him for sticking up for teachers so much....but uh...anyone else have the feeling hes just stringing together words and hoping they make sense?
and ......watch the whole video...this reporter blows

No. What he's saying is something I say a lot lately about different things not relating to education. This "MBA" world view that money (AKA job security) is the only motivator to do a good job is "paternalistic" nonsense. Teachers need job security, but job security is not what makes a good teacher a good teacher. Job security allows good teachers to remain focussed on being good teachers.
The best way to motivate people is to give them something worth doing.


seemd to me he was doing more of a Bill Nye, wait my brain has to dumb itself down to talk to this chick, - type stall
big words aren't scary, learn them and increase your vocabulary kungfu
much like you dress for the job you want
you need to speak at the level of conversation your want

>> ^Confucius:

mhmmm...i can dredge sense out of what he said....i was talking about how he seemed blank eyed, and looked like he was parroting something 'shiny' he heard.

>> ^budzos:
>> ^Confucius:
Kudos to him for sticking up for teachers so much....but uh...anyone else have the feeling hes just stringing together words and hoping they make sense?
and ......watch the whole video...this reporter blows

No. What he's saying is something I say a lot lately about different things not relating to education. This "MBA" world view that money (AKA job security) is the only motivator to do a good job is "paternalistic" nonsense. Teachers need job security, but job security is not what makes a good teacher a good teacher. Job security allows good teachers to remain focussed on being good teachers.
The best way to motivate people is to give them something worth doing.



seemd to me he was doing more of a Bill Nye, wait my brain has to dumb itself down to talk to this chick, - type stall

big words aren't scary, learn them and increase your vocabulary kungfu
much like you dress for the job you want
you need to speak at the level of conversation your want

[redacted]

I'd be more impressed if there was a real threat of the guy pulling the trigger. Even if it were just a squirt gun I bet guy would get it in the face like 75% of the time. Not that this looks totally useless, but it seems to me most of the value is in hoping the assailant is bewildered by mad kungfu skills long enough for the person to get the gun under their control.

>> ^robv:

I also love this Kung Fu Hustle. The English dubbing is terrible though Not that I'm opposed to dubbing in general, but I feel they did a particularly poor job with this movie.
i think it suited it well. corny dubbing for a corny(in a good sense) movie.
kungfu hustle doesn't get enough credit or recognition!

>> ^LittleRed:
>> ^dag:
I like women and I don't want VideoSift to be a lopsided gender mutant sausage fest.
Any ideas on how to accomplish this?

Honestly, I've got nothing. It already is a sausage fest. I am more than willing to give you a list of problems I have with the site, though.
1) The way of judging whether or not a video stays is if you, a MAN, get an erection after watching. When was the last time a woman's perspective was taken into consideration? Never. Chances are women either feel objectified or get irritated for whatever reason watching a video like the one that prompted this post. I know I did. But because someone with a vagina posted it and the rest of the boys like it, it won't be removed. The thumbnail blares her breasts across the front page (or did for several hours yesterday), forcing me to not visit the front page at all either at work or at home, because I don't want my boss or my parents walking over and seeing that, and yet no one has felt the need to change it. If I could, I would.


Ok, i have to chime in here, as i'm part of the VS story of "Dag wood test". VS has many stories, and i played only i minor role in this one as it's a community. But anyway...

The story starts here:

>> ^dag:
Definitely not porn - it passes the wood test with me. No wood is all good.
But seriously, is he trying to say that they grew their pubic hair to those lengths? Some looked to be a bout 4 feet. Surely they were extensions?


I was amused by the idea, and comment. Dag hapens to be male, and is also a rather significant admin of the site. It being his (and luckys etc). .'. if a discusion is being had about somethings acceptability, an admin stepping in judge like to both give guidance and acknowledge a need for a descision is not unreasonable. Funadmentaly, the buck does stop somewhere and as MINK ocasionaly once pointed out, this isnt a democracy.

I found the comment amusing. When a it later, another vid was posted, i quized Dag as to it's passing his wood test (which i belive it did) in a toung in cheek fashion. The phrase stuck, grew a bit further, and has been refered to a few times in a few discussions. Like the kungfu porn one, that raged, and it got discarded in the end. That was an interesting discusion.

As for "When was the last time a woman's perspective was taken into consideration? Never." seriously, that "never" is utter rubish. Many females have given their views and been lsitened too. Not just persephones, but many, and persephones always stood as an indivual, as she and dag did not always agree (i belive their responses to the kung fu vid may have varied, but i dont recall specifics).

Anyway, that Never is reactionary, and has no basis in fact. a little effort would show that. Men dont always agree with other men, just as women dont always agree with other women. we are all people, individuals, and are views are as like and unlike as leaves on the wind. The burlesque thread had strong female comments on both sides of the issiue.

If you truly belive that "never" coment, and think im talking crap, I'll hunt out that other thread.

You're mistaken, and I'm not peddling any ware, and just refer to something help or useful mentioned in the video.
Thanks for reminding, but you were wrong, whoever you are.
In reply to this comment by swampgirl:
You may not peddle your penis wares here friend.

In reply to this comment by qigonglover:
I appreciate what he boosts, but I still believe the most healthiest way is through exercise, that's the Iron penis kungfu.Iron Penis Qigong is in Shaolin, China, and The real Iron crotch at www.qigongpenis.com can It could enlarge and strengthen the penis, cure the impotence and erectile dysfunction, increase the sperm count and boost male hormone levels, etc.
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Alright thats it

In reply to this comment by qigonglover:
It's for real in China Kungfu. Iron PENIS or Iron Crotch.
Penis is also called "kidney sack" in ancient China.If you wanna enlarge and strengthen the penis, cure the impotence and erectile dysfunction, increase the sperm count and boost male hormone levels, you can watch the ebooks, videos and pics of how to practice Iron Penis Qigong, Kidney-strengthening Qigong and Penis-enlarging and Potentce-strengthening Qigong. This will return you with a lifelong power and strength.
As for the most powerful and mysterious Qigong, Iron Crotch, the only access is www.qigongpenis.com .

You may not peddle your penis wares here friend.

In reply to this comment by qigonglover:
I appreciate what he boosts, but I still believe the most healthiest way is through exercise, that's the Iron penis kungfu.Iron Penis Qigong is in Shaolin, China, and The real Iron crotch at www.qigongpenis.com can It could enlarge and strengthen the penis, cure the impotence and erectile dysfunction, increase the sperm count and boost male hormone levels, etc.
As for the most powerful and mysterious Qigong, Iron Crotch, www.qigongpenis.com is the only access, coz the videos, pics and ebooks about this Iron Penis are all available.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'martialarts, kungfu, funny, blooper, gvo' to 'martial arts, kung fu, funny, blooper, gvo, afro ninja' - edited by fissionchips

beat me to it rembar.
Hmm.. gonna have to check this movies out, been a while since I see some good kungfu. Sunflower had to much drama.