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Classic example of "gods love."

Knock, knock!
"Who's there?"
"God, let me in."
"Why, What do you want?"
"I've come to save you."
"Save me from what?"
"From what I'll do to you if you don't let me in."

In the 21st century no sane, rational, non-brainwashed, free thinking intelligent human, could believe in the vainglorious, megalomaniacal, vindictive "god" presented by ANY religion. But, of course, the religious are none of these things. They are like children, frightened of the bogey man, who believe that if they worship, bow and prostrate themselves, they will live forever in an eternity of, well, er, worship. Jeez, what a sad bunch. The frightening thing, is that these "believers" are intent on dragging us all down with them.

Judge: "Jury, have you reached a verdict?"
Juror: Yes your honor, we have...."Knock, knock!?"

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I prophesize that later in this comment, dft will:

-inexplicably and for no reason type "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
-make a knock knock joke
-talk about avocados
-correct a misspelling
-display in parody why prophesy and prophesy fulfillment doesn't mean much when they are both written in the same fictional text
-try to convert bobknight to a new religion.

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Knock Knock? Who's there? Who. Who who? Who put the ram in the ramalama ding dong?

I could really go for some guacamole right now. Does anyone have any fresh avocados?

@bobknight33, I assume you meant to say "prophesies" instead of proficiencies

>> ^bobknight33:

There is also 521 proficiencies about Christ and all but 1 has been fulfilled.

Knock knock

Who's th-

JOE BIDEN!

Knock knock

Who's th-

JOE BIDEN!

Knock, knock.

Who's th-

Joe Biden!

*terrible

Knock, knock [this thing on?] ... Hello Siftbot? It's me, Meatbag [with a capital M] ... can I get a terrible here?