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Barseps (Member Profile)

oritteropo says...

I laughed when I watched the vid, but I feel quite sorry for the guy having seen the pics of his burns. He made a couple of reasonably small mistakes early on, like not thinking about the fire risk and having the jerry can of fuel there, and got hurt when it all spun out of control.

Plenty of idiots have done much dumber things and got away with it.

Barseps said:

Cheers for that dude, I changed it to the original embed

News Anchor Cracks Up On Swimming Cat Piece

chingalera says...

Swimming kicks AAAASss!

Duuuude, like after I got totally ripped from swimming and shit I'd like, walk up to the bitch that overfed me and scratch my initials on her inner fucking thigh while she was comatose on pints of Ben & Jerrys, yo...

oritteropo said:

Humans with arthritis swim for exercise too, because it's low impact, and it should improve the cat's quality of life. Swimming is also used to rehabilitate injured horses.

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Trancecoach (Member Profile)

chelsica says...

dude!~!!! I googled, "JERRY SEINFELD WEARS A PINKY RING" and found your comment and am just blown away right now watching Curb.....I think he's wearing a Freemason ring?! I cannot tell but WHY THE HELL ELSE would he wear a pinky ring?!?! EW! It like goes against everything he represented to me. GROSS.

All Time 10s - Unreleased Films

All Time 10s - Unreleased Films

"Who's On First?" - The Sequel

Yet Another GIFS with Sound

Atheist TV host boots Christian for calling raped kid "evil"

Jerykk says...

Not sure what the point of this show is. It isn't going to convert anyone, Christian or atheist. I suspect that atheists watch it so that they can see Christians getting humiliated and Christians watch it in the hope that the hosts get humiliated. I don't see how that's different from something like Jerry Springer or any of the other shows that focus on stupid people.

I'm Gonna Smoke Some Weed - Thrift Shop Parody

eric3579 says...

Lyrics:
Im gonna smoke some weed, only got 20 dollas in my pocket
Imma huntin, looking for a pot shop, this is fucking awesome!

Walk into my house like what up, i got some good pot
I'm just pumped up got some herb from the pot shop
Ice in my fridge it used to be frosty
My friends like "Damn, that's a stoned ass donkey!"
Rollin' in hella high, looking like it's fifa time
Dominating all my friends, as I eat some chili fries
Draped in a snuggie with my girl sitting next to me
Probably shouldn't have had a big gulp full of ice tea
PISS!
But shit it was 99 cents!

I be blazin and smokin it
Bout to go and get some munchie snacks, passing up on those cracker jacks
Reeces Pieces are where it's at, Gotta get me some soda pop
Cotton mouth has been creeping up
But can't remember where I put my keys,
Yeah, that's what's up.
Imma take your grandpa's ride, Imma take your grandpa's ride
No for real, ask your grandpa, Can I take his 65?
Deville Cruisin to my local Publix
Nothing better than rolling with 2 super fly chicks!
They had frozen burritos, I bought frozen burritos
I bought some Ben and Jerry's, then I bought some Cheetos
Hello, Hello, my main man Obama
A couple states have just reformed their laws on marijuana
Whatcha gonna do, send the feds there? Hell no!
The DEA's would be like "Ah, they got Volcano"

What you know about the science of marijuana?
What you know about people suffering from glaucoma?
They need it, they need it, it helps them with their condition
If don't believe me, then just ask some eye physicians
Thank your granddad for voting for that guy Richard
Nixon is the President who made the plant illegal
But science is now showing that its medicine for people
And the private sector's fighting to keep all of that illegal
Alcohol and Tobacco, Pharmaceutical, Prisons
I'll take those four major lobby groups and fight those motherfuckers
They making money day and night, all those motherfuckers
And bribing congress out of sight, all those motherfuckers
They be like, "Oh, it's immoral and unhealthy"
I'm like how many people are you making wealthy
Anti-marijuana lobbies are making all kinds of profits
And they don't want you to stop it cause of all the special interests
I call that getting swindled and pimped, shit
I call that getting tricked by the government, that law's hella old
So its time to update it, regulate it, and then get it under state control
Peep Game, look into my political telescope
Think it's going to stay like this forever, nah, it hella won't, nah, it hella won't.

Let's end the war on drugs, It's time to pull the plug
These special interest groups are nothing more than corporate thugs
Let's end the war on weed, the people have agreed.
These special interest groups have kept these laws with bribery

Imma smoke some weed, only got 20 dollas in my pocket
Imma huntin, looking for a pot shop, this is fucking awesome!

Celebrity Encounters (Blog Entry by lucky760)

chingalera says...

I've met a few heavyweight jazz musicians-Dizzy Gillespie, Marcus Roberts, Sonny Rollins, McCoy Tyner, Herbie Mann, uhhh...Met B.B. KIng after a show (all these are in passing after shows) Partied with Ike Willis a couple times in different states (guitar player for Zappa for years)
Played 3 holes of golf onna photo shoot with Nolan Ryan when he pitched for the Astros.
Met a few rock stars, Met and spoke with Roger Daltrey when I was 11 years old atta Mall record shop in Dallas(1976 NA Tour, last with Kieth Moon) , my mom was standing in line to get her albums autographed, and then when it was her turn, she grabbed Daltrey by his head and hi-jacked him with a wet one, got a picture of that one...Daltrey looked overwhelmed and looked over at me and asked, "That your mum?!"

Most impressive star-saturation came Labor Day weekend, 1975 in Atoka Oklahoma atta 3-day outdoor concert event...camp out-I was 10, found a backstage pass onna chain, and wandered around backstage and on buses with a fuckload of country stars.
Waylon Jennings, Jerry Jeff Walker, can't remember em all, I was a little kid but i remember a lotta musicians tripping on me running around backstage-Some thought I was just a roadie's kid.
Met Jerry Lee Lewis backstage there....

Billy Connolly Smoked A Bible

siftbot says...

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Jerry Rafferty, Billy Connolly, Bible, Conan, The Humblebums, smoking, hashish' to 'Gerry Rafferty, Billy Connolly, Bible, Conan, The Humblebums, smoking, hashish' - edited by Trancecoach

Black Friday 2012 Fights At Wal Mart Over Phones

shagen454 says...

I remember when the Jerry Springer show used to disgust me. Now it is just everyday life in America and somehow exponentially worse. Like watching a bunch pigs rolling around in the mud. And they shop at Walmart. Fucking manimals.

Arsenio Hall vs. Queer Nation

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Tom & Jerry - The Cat Piano



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